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diff --git a/sql/updates/hotfixes/2014_10_24_00_hotfixes_taxipathnode.sql b/sql/updates/hotfixes/2014_10_24_00_hotfixes_taxi_path_node.sql index c3cb7c74262..c3cb7c74262 100644 --- a/sql/updates/hotfixes/2014_10_24_00_hotfixes_taxipathnode.sql +++ b/sql/updates/hotfixes/2014_10_24_00_hotfixes_taxi_path_node.sql diff --git a/sql/updates/hotfixes/2014_10_24_01_hotfixes_broadcast_text.sql b/sql/updates/hotfixes/2014_10_24_01_hotfixes_broadcast_text.sql new file mode 100644 index 00000000000..b2a5cce56cb --- /dev/null +++ b/sql/updates/hotfixes/2014_10_24_01_hotfixes_broadcast_text.sql @@ -0,0 +1,806 @@ +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Prepare yourselves, for we will soon launch an assault against they who called themselves "The Forsaken."' WHERE `ID`=528; -- 528 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='%s''s soft voice trails away into the mists, "Know that I love you always..."' WHERE `ID`=1285; -- 1285 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='%s intones, "Assist him in any way he requires. Do not fail in this task."' WHERE `ID`=1461; -- 1461 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='"Magical Flows and How They Effect the World", by Maginor Dumas. That''s the one I was looking for.' WHERE `ID`=2030; -- 2030 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='"Khadgar''s Mystical Journal, Volume 8." I think this is the one I wanted.' WHERE `ID`=2032; -- 2032 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Ahh, "Mystical Conjurings of the Archmages of Dalaran." Perfect.' WHERE `ID`=2033; -- 2033 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='If I could just find "Magic and the Ways of Power". Ahh here it is, what was it doing over here?' WHERE `ID`=2034; -- 2034 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='"Magic Maladies", no. "Magic Matricies", no. Ahh here we go "Magic Mysteries".' WHERE `ID`=2035; -- 2035 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='See, the Venture Company''s new shredder is better than my latest, from the interchangeable hands to the control grips!$b$bMy boss has given me a pretty strict deadline, but my boys and I couldn''t come up with anything. Nothing was working, so we decided to "borrow" one of their prototypes. I sent Wizzlecrank to the Sludge Fen to steal one, but he hasn''t gotten back yet!', `FemaleText`='See, the Venture Company''s new shredder is better than my latest, from the interchangeable hands to the control grips!$b$bMy boss has given me a pretty strict deadline, but my boys and I couldn''t come up with anything. Nothing was working, so we decided to "borrow" one of their prototypes. I sent Wizzlecrank to the Sludge Fen to steal one, but he hasn''t gotten back yet!' WHERE `ID`=2463; -- 2463 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The machine adjusts to face you.$B$BOn the back of the machine is an empty, oddly misshapen slot with an engraving that reads: "Propirtee o'' Cap''n Gelkak Gyromast"' WHERE `ID`=2702; -- 2702 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I''m "Plucky" Johnson, and this is my default greeting.' WHERE `ID`=2705; -- 2705 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='It is integral to the assimilation of this data that it is understood that the Creators wanted to synthesize a race that would long be an integral part of this world''s development cycle after they had departed. This race would be instrumental in fulfilling the Creators'' long-term development objectives for Azeroth. $B$BAs an ancillary note, the nomenclature "Earthen" was deemed apropos for the new race by the Creators, based on the Earthen''s composition.' WHERE `ID`=3178; -- 3178 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='There are two potential results when the Earthen''s synthesis matrix destabilizes. Initiating visual aid representation number one.$B$BThe first variant matrix is a degenerative product of synthesis, hereby designated with the common nomenclature of "Trogg". This variant maintains strength and stamina comparable to the Earthen, but its cognitive processing power has been almost completely compromised. Force of will and a strong sense of cunning are the only driving factors in the psyche of the trogg.' WHERE `ID`=3181; -- 3181 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Initiating visual aid representation number two.$B$BThe second resultant variance of the Earthen matrix retains many desired elements when compared to the standard subterranean matrix. The common nomenclature for this variant is "Dwarf".$B$BThis variant retains strength and stamina inherent to the Earthen. In some cases, the dwarf even exceeds the cognitive powers of the Earthen''s matrix. The dwarf, however, retains none of the physical composition of Azeroth''s various stone core compounds.' WHERE `ID`=3183; -- 3183 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='What is a "subterranean being matrix"?', `FemaleText`='What is a "subterranean being matrix"?' WHERE `ID`=3189; -- 3189 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='What is a "resilient foundation of construction"?', `FemaleText`='What is a "resilient foundation of construction"?' WHERE `ID`=3191; -- 3191 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Excuse me? We''ve been "rescheduled for visitation"? What does that mean?!', `FemaleText`='Excuse me? We''ve been "rescheduled for visitation"? What does that mean?!' WHERE `ID`=4058; -- 4058 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Incredible power can be found in the spirits or "muisek" of the creatures that we battle against.$B$BLook inside yourself; learn to harness the power of your own spirit, and you will be more powerful than you ever imagined.' WHERE `ID`=4179; -- 4179 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='When you stay at an inn, you rest very comfortably. Because of this, you will become "well rested" much more quickly than you would in the wilderness. When you are well rested, you learn more from experience.$B$BYou may also speak with any innkeeper to get a hearthstone, and can later use the hearthstone in order to quickly return to that inn.', `FemaleText`='When you stay at an inn, you rest very comfortably. Because of this, you will become "well rested" much more quickly than you would in the wilderness. When you are well rested, you learn more from experience.$B$BYou may also speak with any innkeeper to get a hearthstone, and can later use the hearthstone in order to quickly return to that inn.' WHERE `ID`=4309; -- 4309 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Let me break down a little math for you: "goblin" plus "engineering" equals KNOW HOW, baby. Anyone who tells you otherwise simply doesn''t know how to add.' WHERE `ID`=4557; -- 4557 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='What am I doing? Do you lack vision? I am a dreamer, good $g sir : lady;, and I dream of a better future for us all. Clearly, I am a visionary.$B$BThere are those, however, who seek to keep us mired in banality. I told him that I was a dreamer, and Arch Druid Staghelm replied, "Well, the world needs ditch diggers too."$B$BUntil such time as the shackles of banality are ripped from us, I will help the Cenarion Circle by shuffling these piles of dirt around.' WHERE `ID`=4645; -- 4645 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='When I was wandering the crater after I crashed here, I remembered something that I once was told... "Go up, up the mountain ahead," said the voice in my head.$B$BListening to it is how I ended up here, $n!' WHERE `ID`=4940; -- 4940 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='A long time ago, during my travels, I met a man that told me, "Master using it and you can have this."$B$BWhat do you suppose that means? I didn''t know then, and I still don''t now, really...' WHERE `ID`=4941; -- 4941 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The ravasaur here in Un''Goro seem to be related to the raptors of the barrens - highly intelligent, volatile, and with a sense or code of conduct. The greatest of these that I have encountered is Lar''korwi. He is one of the most dangerous beasts I''ve ever seen. In taurahe, Lar''korwi means "sharp claw," but that does not do him justice.$B$BDo not underestimate Lar''korwi if you ever plan on hunting him, but I will help you in any way I can if you do.' WHERE `ID`=5189; -- 5189 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='"Taurahe?"$B$BThe tauren druid looks at you expectantly, but it is clear you cannot verbally communicate with her. Undaunted, she points to herself and smiles. She points at you and smiles once more. She finally motions several times down the path to the south.$B$BPerhaps she is indicating that there is a druid you can speak to further down the road? +' WHERE `ID`=5206; -- 5206 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='"Darnassae?"$B$BThe night elf druid looks at you expectantly, but it is clear you cannot verbally communicate with her. Undaunted, she points to herself and smiles. She points at you and smiles once more. She finally motions several times down the path to the north.$B$BPerhaps she is indicating that there is a druid you can speak to further up the road?' WHERE `ID`=5209; -- 5209 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"A skill for those who wish to overcome obstacles." I believe that is how Faelyssa describes her skill set. + +If you believe as she does then find your way to the Cenarion Enclave in the northern section of Darnassus where she conducts her class.', `FemaleText`='"A skill for those who wish to overcome obstacles." I believe that is how Faelyssa describes her skill set. + +If you believe as she does then find your way to the Cenarion Enclave in the northern section of Darnassus where she conducts her class.' WHERE `ID`=5375; -- 5375 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='What do you mean by "pure?"', `FemaleText`='What do you mean by "pure?"' WHERE `ID`=5452; -- 5452 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Dis ain''t no game mon. Joo want to use da axe, joo got to say da line. Say it wif me... "Say hello, to ma little friend."' WHERE `ID`=5606; -- 5606 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"..."$B$BThe body of the tauren druid lies still and unmoving. It would seem as though he has finally passed from this world to his promised great beyond.' WHERE `ID`=6046; -- 6046 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='The spirit looks upon you with a sense of completeness and cognizance that had not been present before.$B$B"I feel as though a great burden has been lifted from my soul. Soon I will rest forever in peace. I now know this, and I await this time patiently.$B$BThank you, stranger."' WHERE `ID`=6114; -- 6114 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='A diary with yellowing pages lies open to the last entry:$B$B"I don''t know what''s going to happen now that Harold''s turned. It took everything out of me to drag him into the only place I could find that''d lock him up tight and hold him. I hid the key on me, and I pray it works...$B$BI hope I can get out of here, but I need money to do that. Our stuff''s all in the cabinet I think... and now that I think about it, doesn''t Harold keep the key on him?$B$BI''ll rest on it, I''m dead tired now."' WHERE `ID`=6160; -- 6160 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The bear spirit looks upon you with a calm and peaceful gaze. You hear a voice speak to you as though it was coming from the bear, but the creature makes no indication that it is speaking.$B$B"Greetings, my young friend. If you have come to me seeking guidance, then perhaps I can help you find what you seek."' WHERE `ID`=7438; -- 7438 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='When I first saw the undead, I wept, for I could not imagine their horror and loneliness. The Earth Mother spoke to me then; she sang in my blood. And she told me, "Save them."' WHERE `ID`=7743; -- 7743 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='You continue to thumb through the journal looking for any information that might help in your search for the stolen chest.$B$BTowards the final pages of the book, in red pencil, you see a notation from James along the side of the page. It says, "Old home near Stone Cairn Lake... gnolls will work perfectly as bodyguards."$B$BThere is no reason to suggest this is where the chest is, but there doesn''t seem to be any other clues.' WHERE `ID`=8658; -- 8658 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I heard their mocking laughter as my gryphon crashed and burned, $c.$B$B"Slidore, you stink!" They shouted.$B$BNobody talks to Slidore that way! Help me get out of here so that I can show them who the real stinker is!' WHERE `ID`=8767; -- 8767 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Don''t forget to stock up on wrapping paper this holiday season! Nothing says "Wondrous Winter Veil" like wrapped armors and weapons for your friends and family.', `FemaleText`='Don''t forget to stock up on wrapping paper this holiday season! Nothing says "Wondrous Winter Veil" like wrapped armors and weapons for your friends and family.' WHERE `ID`=8785; -- 8785 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Could I have a copy of "The Feast of Winter Veil" to read?', `FemaleText`='Could I have a copy of "The Feast of Winter Veil" to read?' WHERE `ID`=8946; -- 8946 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Your skill exceeds mine, though I''ve heard that Old Man Heming in Booty Bay has copies of "The Bass and You". That is sure to help you increase your skill.', `FemaleText`='Your skill exceeds mine, though I''ve heard that Old Man Heming in Booty Bay has copies of "The Bass and You". That is sure to help you increase your skill.' WHERE `ID`=9210; -- 9210 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Your skill exceeds mine, though I''ve heard that Old Man Heming in Booty Bay has copies of "The Bass and You". That is sure to help you increase your skill.', `FemaleText`='Your skill exceeds mine, though I''ve heard that Old Man Heming in Booty Bay has copies of "The Bass and You". That is sure to help you increase your skill.' WHERE `ID`=9219; -- 9219 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Call me "Boss". What have you got for me!', `FemaleText`='Call me "Boss". What have you got for me!' WHERE `ID`=9401; -- 9401 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Oh dear, where is the "Codex of Defense?" Lydros will be most assuredly displeased.' WHERE `ID`=9463; -- 9463 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"The Arcanist''s Cookbook" is also gone! This is a disaster!' WHERE `ID`=9465; -- 9465 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Where is "Garona: A Study in Stealth and Treachery!" These texts must be returned! ' WHERE `ID`=9475; -- 9475 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Kildrath tends to overdramatize the situation. For example, "Garona: A Study on Stealth and Treachery," has been stolen over 400 times.$B$BThe mark of the Athenaeum protects the tomes, preventing any unauthorized viewings.' WHERE `ID`=9510; -- 9510 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='What does "zug zug" mean?' WHERE `ID`=9605; -- 9605 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='In exchange for one Sulfuron Ingot, I am authorized to grant you one copy of the plans to forge a Sulfuron hammer.$B$BNow an adventurer like yourself is probably thinking to $g himself:herself;, "What would I ever need a hammer like that for when what I already own is far superior?"$B$BWell let me tell you something, $g mister:missy;, there ain''t nothing more superior than what the Sulfuron hammer can become!' WHERE `ID`=9641; -- 9641 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Seek out Shandrina in Silverwind Refuge. She can sell you the "Expert Cookbook".', `FemaleText`='Seek out Shandrina in Silverwind Refuge. She can sell you the "Expert Cookbook".' WHERE `ID`=9684; -- 9684 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Wulan in Shadowprey Village can sell you the "Expert Cookbook". You will need that if you are to better yourself.', `FemaleText`='Wulan in Shadowprey Village can sell you the "Expert Cookbook". You will need that if you are to better yourself.' WHERE `ID`=9687; -- 9687 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='You there! You look able bodied... we need your aid in defending Southshore!$B$BThe blasted Forsaken are all riled up because it''s Hallow''s End. Their "celebration" will no doubt be leading them right to our doorstep. If you''ve got the time, we really could use your help!' WHERE `ID`=10673; -- 10673 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='You''re telling me! It''s even stranger considering between Brann, Rutgar, me and the monkey, we know 38 different languages including a touch of Titan - both Vanir and Aesir.$B$BSo anyway, whatever she was click clacking about, it definitely wasn''t with anyone "present." She then nodded and went on the offensive! Attacked us outright!' WHERE `ID`=10732; -- 10732 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='You''ve caught me at a critical time in my research! No worries, you''re welcome to join me in quiet contemplation... emphasis on "quiet", if you don''t mind though.' WHERE `ID`=10766; -- 10766 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='It''s simple! You give me a Darkmoon Game Token, and I toss you in and light the fuse.$B$BYou''ll "float" for a little while after you''re shot, but you can descend quickly by dropping the "wings" I''ll give you.$B$BYou''re aiming for a big floating target in the water right off the boardwalk.$B$BJust don''t drop your wings while you''re still over ground, or... well... I don''t sell life insurance!' WHERE `ID`=10770; -- 10770 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='A golden placard along the side of the shrine reads:$B$B"Here stands the Shrine of Dath''Remar, a fitting tribute to the most noble of elves. Let all who gaze on this monument remember his sacrifices to bring us to this land. All who prosper in Quel''Thalas do so thanks to him."' WHERE `ID`=11004; -- 11004 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='<Narain holds an unopened envelope to his forehead.>$B$BWhat is... Mmmm... Velvet!$B$BAm I right?$B$BIf you''re here to try and relearn a tradeskill, use the book over there...$B$B<Narain points to "Soothsaying for Dummies.">' WHERE `ID`=11064; -- 11064 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Don''t tell me! Shhh! You are here about the Ashbringer?!? Yes... Yes... No! My bad.$B$BWhat can I help you with, $r?$B$BIf you''re here to try and relearn a tradeskill, use the book over there...$B$B<Narain points to "Soothsaying for Dummies.">' WHERE `ID`=11065; -- 11065 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Narain Soothfancy, at your service! Retired engineer and master soothsayer! I can tell your future before it even happens!$B$BIf you''re here to try and relearn a tradeskill, use the book over there...$B$B<Narain points to "Soothsaying for Dummies.">' WHERE `ID`=11066; -- 11066 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Around this reindeer''s neck is a tag with the Smokywood Pastures logo on it and a name - "Metzen".$B$BMetzen looks at you with sad, forlorn eyes. It is almost as if the reindeer has been immobilized by some unseen force.' WHERE `ID`=11349; -- 11349 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The tag on this present reads: "For ages 40 and up."' WHERE `ID`=11387; -- 11387 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The tag on this present reads: "For ages 20 and up."' WHERE `ID`=11395; -- 11395 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The tag on this present reads: "For ages 10 and up."' WHERE `ID`=11396; -- 11396 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Great job collecting resources for the war," they said, "Have a promotion," they said. What they really meant is "You''re stationed outside a bughive in Silithus with a bunch of sweaty dwarves, Carnes!"$B$BThanks for the promotion, Captain!' WHERE `ID`=11658; -- 11658 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='A mess, that''s what this is! All of these creatures sprung up out of nowhere, and are running around out of control! And where''ve the Magister, and his apprentices, run off to? Leaving me here all alone without as much as a, "Hello there Wyllithen, would you like to come with?"$B$BThe nerve!' WHERE `ID`=11716; -- 11716 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='So you''re looking to relearn what you forgot, eh? Or maybe learn what you were never taught? I know just the thing, $n. Over by Steamwheedle port, to the east, you''ll find a magical book in Narain''s hut called "Soothsaying for Dummies." Give it a read.$B$B<Nixx winks.>$B$BYou''ll find all that you need to know and then some...' WHERE `ID`=11880; -- 11880 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I cannot teach you dragonscale leatherworking, $n. You must go to Tanaris and find the home of Narain Soothfancy. Once there, consult the book "Soothsaying for Dummies."' WHERE `ID`=11894; -- 11894 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='I cannot teach you elemental leatherworking, $n. You must go to Tanaris and find the home of Narain Soothfancy. Once there, consult the book "Soothsaying for Dummies."' WHERE `ID`=11899; -- 11899 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I cannot teach you elemental leatherworking, $n. You must go to Tanaris and find the home of Narain Soothfancy. Once there, consult the book "Soothsaying for Dummies."' WHERE `ID`=11900; -- 11900 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='I cannot teach you tribal leatherworking, $n. You must go to Tanaris and find the home of Narain Soothfancy. Once there, consult the book "Soothsaying for Dummies."' WHERE `ID`=11901; -- 11901 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I cannot teach you tribal leatherworking, $n. You must go to Tanaris and find the home of Narain Soothfancy. Once there, consult the book "Soothsaying for Dummies."' WHERE `ID`=11902; -- 11902 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='After the fall of Karazhan, the Kirin Tor dispatched an assembly of mages to search the tower and seize all items of import... for the purposes of "research." It was then that the fabled staff was discovered and brought back to Dalaran.' WHERE `ID`=12030; -- 12030 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='It was not enough.$B$B<Fairbanks smirks briefly, lost in a memory.>$B$BA thousand came and a thousand died. By the Light! By the might of Mograine! He would smite them down as fast as they could come. Through the chaos, I noticed that the lesser Mograine was still there, off in the distance. I called to him, "Help us, Renault! Help your father, boy!"' WHERE `ID`=12498; -- 12498 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='It was all I could do to feign death as the corpses of the Scourge piled upon me. There was darkness and only the muffled sounds of the battle above me. The clashing of iron, the gnashing and grinding... gruesome, terrible sounds. And then there was silence. He called to me! "Fairbanks! Fairbanks where are you? Talk to me Fairbanks!" And then came the sound of incredulousness. The bite of betrayal, $r...' WHERE `ID`=12502; -- 12502 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The boy had picked up the Ashbringer and driven it through his father''s heart as his back was turned. His last words will haunt me forever: "What have you done, Renault? Why would you do this?"' WHERE `ID`=12504; -- 12504 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='As I live and breathe! "Little" Arator? Is that you?' WHERE `ID`=12811; -- 12811 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Greetings, $n. I am Johnny McWeaksauce. I am used as a tool by developers to carry out specific functions for the purpose of testing. For this test period, I am set to do two specific things:$B$B(1) Flag you as having done the Naxxramas attunement quest so that you are able to accept the next quest, "Echoes of War" from Commander Eligor Dawnbringer. You must first complete that quest to be able to access the quests for your Tier 3 armor set.$B$B(2) Teleport you to Naxxramas.$B$BWhat is it that you require?' WHERE `ID`=13151; -- 13151 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Greetings, $n. I see that you are already flagged as having completed the quest to gain entry to Naxxramas. Be sure to speak with Commander Eligor Dawnbringer at Light''s Hope Chapel in the Eastern Plaguelands to acquire the quest, "Echoes of War." You must first complete that quest to be able to access the quests for your Tier 3 armor set.$B$BI am able to teleport you directly to Naxxramas or you may use the portal found in Plaguewood, to the west.' WHERE `ID`=13156; -- 13156 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='And so then he says "I was talking to the chicken!"', `FemaleText`='And so then he says "I was talking to the chicken!"' WHERE `ID`=13235; -- 13235 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I am Arator, son of Turalyon and Alleria. So yes, Father, I am "shome" kind of elf: half-elf to be precise.' WHERE `ID`=13311; -- 13311 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='So I said, "Yeah, but that''ll cost you extra."' WHERE `ID`=13883; -- 13883 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='It''s a great assignment, yeah, but "all looking and no touching" gets old after a while.', `FemaleText`='It''s a great assignment, yeah, but "all looking and no touching" gets old after a while.' WHERE `ID`=13909; -- 13909 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='No, this can''t be... It says this creature willingly became a servant of the Legion. He transforms into a satyr and receives the Legion''s "blessing."' WHERE `ID`=14031; -- 14031 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Unpleasant place, this "Undercity". Not at all like the Lordaeron of old. How I miss it...$b$bIf you''re looking to go to Stratholme, I''m afraid I''m unable to assist at the moment. The towers nearby the burning city are still in contention, and as such my powers are far too weak to aid you. Return to me once you''re victorious there.' WHERE `ID`=14620; -- 14620 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='A thick red slash has been drawn across the words WANTED: Deathclaw. "This bounty has been claimed by the heroic $n, who has overcome the fearsome beast," declares more writing in the same red ink.' WHERE `ID`=14940; -- 14940 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='"Please?" You have so much to learn... master.' WHERE `ID`=15040; -- 15040 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='He wants his "golds." Pay up or die... again...', `FemaleText`='He wants his "golds." Pay up or die... again...' WHERE `ID`=15564; -- 15564 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Can you believe it? This ethereal does not have a single basilisk eye on him!$B$BAnd his leader has the gall to call himself "the Smuggler Prince!"' WHERE `ID`=15601; -- 15601 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='"Born from light" would be a close translation for Sha''tar. It is the name we gave to the naaru who reclaimed Shattrath City from the agents of Illidan.' WHERE `ID`=15643; -- 15643 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='You speak of her as friend? You are a fool. This "Dark Lady" is not Sylvanas.' WHERE `ID`=15680; -- 15680 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='You will find our battlemasters in the Vault of the Lights. There is also one "Miglik Blotstrom" staying with Caregiver Breel, who claims to represent an arena fighting circuit on this world.', `FemaleText`='You will find our battlemasters in the Vault of the Lights. There is also one "Miglik Blotstrom" staying with Caregiver Breel, who claims to represent an arena fighting circuit on this world.' WHERE `ID`=15817; -- 15817 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='It''s too bad they don''t stay cute. There must be some rite of passage in the Barrens called, "Climb ugly tree and fall out."' WHERE `ID`=16334; -- 16334 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The tauren says, "That''s a load of bull."' WHERE `ID`=16335; -- 16335 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Impersonation time!! I call this, "The Silly Tauren."' WHERE `ID`=16337; -- 16337 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='If you''re ever captured by the Legion, tell them "Xar il romath da tidesbi." They will kill you instantly for insulting their god, saving you intolerable torture or worse...' WHERE `ID`=16430; -- 16430 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The other day I saw one walking down the street shouting, "Once you go gnome, you never go home!"' WHERE `ID`=16670; -- 16670 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I didn''t like him much anyway. Too much talk, not enough "do."' WHERE `ID`=17215; -- 17215 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='What''s an "Ologist?" A better question might be what isn''t an "Ologist." It means I study everything! In fact, I''m so well versed in "everything" that I''m guaranteed to be the most intelligent ethereal you''ll ever meet - or your money back.$B$BApologies. That''s the dealer in me talking...' WHERE `ID`=17219; -- 17219 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Show me what you have for sale, "Slim."', `FemaleText`='Show me what you have for sale, "Slim."' WHERE `ID`=17222; -- 17222 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I don''t pay you engineers exorbitant amounts of gold so that I can hear the words "no" or "can''t" exit your wrappings. Bring that barrier down or you''ll find yourselves working the energy reclamation line on X-17.' WHERE `ID`=17225; -- 17225 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Shattrath was once the draenei capital of this world. Its name means "dwelling of light."' WHERE `ID`=17240; -- 17240 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The Sha''tar, or "born from light" are the naaru that came to Outland to fight the demons of the Burning Legion.' WHERE `ID`=17242; -- 17242 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='As the naaru approached him, Voren''thal kneeled before him and uttered the following words: "I''ve seen you in a vision, naaru. My race''s only hope for survival lies with you. My followers and I are here to serve you."' WHERE `ID`=17275; -- 17275 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Why? WHY! Why was I "gifted" such a burden?' WHERE `ID`=17327; -- 17327 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='If you''ve been to Zangarmarsh, you might''ve run into a fellow named Daniels. You know -- wears a strange helmet, only answers to "the Specialist."$B$BOf course, I taught him everything he knows.$B$BDon''t let the fine clothing fool you. I''m still a rogue at heart. Daniels and I spent a lot of time in the trenches together, but that was before I retired. As far as I know, he''s still out there, giving ''em hell.' WHERE `ID`=18008; -- 18008 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Welcome to Eco-Dome Midrealm, traveler. I would warn you to be wary of dealing with that goblin, Shauly. I don''t believe I''ve ever heard anyone use the word "buddy" as punctuation before.' WHERE `ID`=18650; -- 18650 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Lowly"? I don''t care who you are, friend: no one refers to the mighty Millhouse Manastorm as "lowly"!' WHERE `ID`=19116; -- 19116 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Antonidas has some interesting notions about these orcs and their "lethargy".' WHERE `ID`=19545; -- 19545 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"It is too soon for you to control me, for you have recently left the game."' WHERE `ID`=19616; -- 19616 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='There''s an old saying, "Give a man a fish; you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish; and you have fed him for a lifetime." Of course, you might want to cook that fish and that is where I come in.' WHERE `ID`=19753; -- 19753 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Tell me more about this thing you call "cooking?"', `FemaleText`='Tell me more about this thing you call "cooking?"' WHERE `ID`=19755; -- 19755 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='<The grizzled gladiator speaks in halting Common.> What? You have a problem with me? Take it to the arena. I don''t waste my time with your little "hordes" and "alliances."' WHERE `ID`=19790; -- 19790 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='<The veteran gladiator speaks in halting Orcish.> What? You have a problem with me? Take it to the arena. I don''t waste my time with your little "hordes" and "alliances."' WHERE `ID`=19792; -- 19792 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I don''t think it can top the one time where he told us that he''d heard that Arthas''s "cousin''s" skeleton was frozen beneath a glacier in Winterspring. I''ll never forgive you for that one, Letoll. I mean honestly... Arthas''s cousin?', `FemaleText`='I don''t think it can top the one time where he told us that he''d heard that Arthas''s "cousin''s" skeleton was frozen beneath a glacier in Winterspring. I''ll never forgive you for that one, Letoll. I mean honestly... Arthas''s cousin?' WHERE `ID`=20342; -- 20342 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The true believers have lived in shame since the day our treacherous cousins in Skettis stole the book from us, shattered its tablet, and buried the fragments in their wretched city!$B$BPray that the raven will choose you to restore it, my son. Be faithful and remember always the prophecy, "From the dreams of his enemies shall the raven spring forth into the world."' WHERE `ID`=20641; -- 20641 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Provided your "style" does not include swindling the inhabitants of the city, my words should not "cramp" it whatsoever.' WHERE `ID`=20865; -- 20865 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Truly? "Guaranteed?" We''ll have to sit down and talk at length about this "guarantee" of yours, merchant.' WHERE `ID`=20876; -- 20876 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='It pains me to say this, but "Yes".' WHERE `ID`=21163; -- 21163 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Three words - "ab - so - lutely"!' WHERE `ID`=21188; -- 21188 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='You should be asking "Is that rogue behind me going to kill me?"' WHERE `ID`=21197; -- 21197 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='It''s like my mother always said: [Demonic] "Razxx khaj jhashxx xashjx."' WHERE `ID`=21205; -- 21205 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='My sources say "no". Before the torture, that is.' WHERE `ID`=21236; -- 21236 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='You have no need to worry - the swindler who peddled his "wares" here has been exiled from our fair city.' WHERE `ID`=22127; -- 22127 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Let it never be said that we do not listen to the concerns of the people. This "Griftah" individual has made false claims, and we mean to set things right.' WHERE `ID`=22129; -- 22129 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Did someone say, "Free Brew"?' WHERE `ID`=22318; -- 22318 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='You may ask yourself, "What is next?" I have the answer. To learn more of our art, you must travel across the sea to an awe-inspiring place known as Ironforge. The forge there is one of the largest in the land! Bengus Deepforge, found in the Great Forge, can instruct you further.' WHERE `ID`=22573; -- 22573 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I''m omitting the runes for "north" and "west" because I''m not sure how they impact the giant. I''m also including a rune to limit how long you can control it.' WHERE `ID`=23247; -- 23247 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='And you''re entrusted with keeping the city safe! How am I supposed to perform my "simple task" if the streets are thick with lowlifes? I can''t spit in Shattrath without hitting some grubby burglar.' WHERE `ID`=23302; -- 23302 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='My services were rendered. The protection of the city is not my jurisdiction. I believe that''s why they call you "peacekeepers?"' WHERE `ID`=23430; -- 23430 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Of course. My methods are questionable. It was my methodology, I''ll note, that exposed that "Griftah" as a fraud in the first place! You had only to keep the peace, and you failed in that simple task!' WHERE `ID`=23432; -- 23432 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='If you earn enough Brewfest prize tickets, the ticket redeemer in the Brewfest camp can give you an "Honorary Brewer" hand stamp.$b$bThat stamp will allow me to sell you a Brewfest riding ram. But they don''t come cheap, mind you!', `FemaleText`='If you earn enough Brewfest prize tickets, the ticket redeemer in the Brewfest camp can give you an "Honorary Brewer" hand stamp.$b$bThat stamp will allow me to sell you a Brewfest riding ram. But they don''t come cheap, mind you!' WHERE `ID`=23462; -- 23462 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Drohn''s Distillery has the best brew money can buy! They were voted "Outstanding Brew" by Monthly Goblin Brew!', `FemaleText`='Drohn''s Distillery has the best brew money can buy! They were voted "Outstanding Brew" by Monthly Goblin Brew!' WHERE `ID`=23515; -- 23515 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='T''chali''s Voodoo Brewery has the best brew you can find! They were voted "Best Brew" by the Goblin Brew Weekly!', `FemaleText`='T''chali''s Voodoo Brewery has the best brew you can find! They were voted "Best Brew" by the Goblin Brew Weekly!' WHERE `ID`=23519; -- 23519 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Yaaaaaaaaaarrr... it''s driving me insane!" Wait... that''s not quite how it goes...', `FemaleText`='"Yaaaaaaaaaarrr... it''s driving me insane!" Wait... that''s not quite how it goes...' WHERE `ID`=23658; -- 23658 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='...so he says "Of course I''m not seeing double! I''ve only got one eye!"', `FemaleText`='...so he says "Of course I''m not seeing double! I''ve only got one eye!"' WHERE `ID`=23665; -- 23665 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Ahoy, umm.... "matey!" This is the $g fellow : gal; I was telling you about, "me bucko!" $g He : She;''s a real "terror of the seas!"' WHERE `ID`=23684; -- 23684 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Greetings, $r. I am Hidalgo, master of the hunt and world class falconer. This killing machine that you see perched atop my shoulder is Excelsior.$B$BYou might be thinking to yourself, "What does a falconer even do?" Well I''ll tell you what we do - we hunt! Falconry is the art of using a bird of prey to hunt and catch game. Perhaps you are interested in learning to hunt with a trained raptor? Hidalgo can teach you such things!' WHERE `ID`=23758; -- 23758 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Best keep yer head down, "matey!" If ye know what I mean!$B$BYarrrr!' WHERE `ID`=23794; -- 23794 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Something''s got those Dark Iron Dwarves riled up. They show up almost every half-hour, break all the kegs, and leave!$b$bSo you''re probably asking, "Why should I care?"$b$bI''ll tell you... Because the kegs they break stop us from giving out free brew! You heard me right, free brew!$b$bSo if you are around when those dwarves show up, take a minute and help protect the kegs.' WHERE `ID`=23838; -- 23838 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Vol''jin is on his way! The "Tapping of the Keg" will take place in just a few short minutes!' WHERE `ID`=23884; -- 23884 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='High Tinker Mekkatorque is on his way! The "Tapping of the Keg" ceremony will begin in a few minutes!' WHERE `ID`=23888; -- 23888 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Stash?"', `FemaleText`='"Stash?"' WHERE `ID`=23964; -- 23964 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='"Iron Eagle." Hmph. It''s a passenger ship, not a warbird! But hey, a job''s a job, and I''ll humor Captain "Bombast" so long as the prince is paying.$b$bIn any case, welcome aboard.' WHERE `ID`=24255; -- 24255 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Welcome aboard $c. Take a load off and enjoy the trip. Aboard "The Purple Princess" we want you to relax. We have vending machines down below if there''s anything you might need while aboard.' WHERE `ID`=24282; -- 24282 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='He called himself Gearmaster Mechazod. When we arrived he was busy transforming the survivors into mechanical beings!$B$BHe greeted us warmly and explained that he was one of the first gnomes ever to be created by something he called "The Grand Architect", a Titan keeper from within the halls of fabled Ulduar.$B$BApparently, he was the blockage that my team had accidentally sucked up from where he''d malfunctioned thousands of years ago. It was just our luck that we''d built the pumping station right above him.' WHERE `ID`=24905; -- 24905 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The station''s mechanics had put him back together, bringing him back to "life".$B$BAnd now, by way of thanks, he was going to return the favor by curing all of us of what he called the "Curse of the Flesh".$B$BAccording to Mechazod, it''s a condition that eventually befalls all of the creations of the Titans! In other words, we all supposedly start out as robots of some kind, and, over thousands of years, slowly turn into fleshy beings!$B$BPreposterous, I know.' WHERE `ID`=24906; -- 24906 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='It didn''t look like much of a "cure" to me, and I wasn''t about to stand around listening to some crazy robot while he was butchering my people!$B$BWe did what any sane gnome would do... we ran! Well, actually, most of us parachuted off the side of the platform, but you get the picture.$B$BNot many of us managed to make it back here, and we''re still spread thin from having to deal with everything else too, like the magnataur to the north and the Scourge to the east. To make things worse, the Horde just setup shop to the northwest!' WHERE `ID`=24907; -- 24907 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Not really much of a "group" anymore, is it?' WHERE `ID`=25438; -- 25438 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Then repeat after me: "Lok''tar ogar! Victory or death - it is these words that bind me to the Horde. For they are the most sacred and fundamental of truths to any warrior of the Horde. + +I give my flesh and blood freely to the Warchief. I am the instrument of my Warchief''s desire. I am a weapon of my Warchief''s command. + +From this moment until the end of days I live and die - For the Horde!" +', `FemaleText`='Then repeat after me: "Lok''tar ogar! Victory or death - it is these words that bind me to the Horde. For they are the most sacred and fundamental of truths to any warrior of the Horde. + +I give my flesh and blood freely to the Warchief. I am the instrument of my Warchief''s desire. I am a weapon of my Warchief''s command. + +From this moment until the end of days I live and die - For the Horde!"' WHERE `ID`=25653; -- 25653 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Ummm... the frog says you''re a traitor, "matey."', `FemaleText`='Ummm... the frog says you''re a traitor, "matey."' WHERE `ID`=25738; -- 25738 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Of all the hair-brained, idiotic, BRAINLESS ideas... "Yea, Brote, it''ll be great... the Forsaken will rain gold coins down on our heads!"' WHERE `ID`=26194; -- 26194 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Here, take this horse over to your stable. Tell Ronald, "Hello."' WHERE `ID`=26524; -- 26524 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='It''s great bein'' a member of da "Brew of the Month" club.', `FemaleText`='It''s great bein'' a member of da "Brew of the Month" club.' WHERE `ID`=26705; -- 26705 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='With enough tokens you can join the "Brew of the Month" club. Being in the Brew of the Month club is like having Brewfest all year round!$b$bEvery month you will receive mail with a new brew to try out. If you like that brew, you can go to the Stonefire Tavern in Ironforge and buy more from the vendors there. ' WHERE `ID`=26733; -- 26733 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='With enough tokens you can join the "Brew of the Month" club. Being in the Brew of the Month club is like having Brewfest all year round!$b$bEvery month you will receive mail with a new brew to try out. If you like that brew, you can go to the Darkbriar Lodge in Orgrimmar''s Valley of Spirits and buy more from the vendors there. ' WHERE `ID`=26744; -- 26744 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='You haven''t heard of the "Brew of the Month" club? Those gals love to party. If they had their way, Brewfest would never end! Sometimes last year, it felt like it didn''t.$b$bBut now they''ve figured, the best way to keep the Brewfest spirit going would be to allow people to join their club.$b$bFor a small fee, just a few tokens, you can join! You get brew mailed to you every month and a chance to buy that same brew if you like it. It''s cutting edge stuff and a way to make sure that Brewfest''s spirit is never really gone.', `FemaleText`='You haven''t heard of the "Brew of the Month" club? Those gals love to party. If they had their way, Brewfest would never end! Sometimes last year, it felt like it didn''t.$b$bBut now they''ve figured, the best way to keep the Brewfest spirit going would be to allow people to join their club.$b$bFor a small fee, just a few tokens, you can join! You get brew mailed to you every month and a chance to buy that same brew if you like it. It''s cutting edge stuff and a way to make sure that Brewfest''s spirit is never really gone.' WHERE `ID`=26762; -- 26762 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='What''s the "Brew of the Month" club?', `FemaleText`='What''s the "Brew of the Month" club?' WHERE `ID`=26770; -- 26770 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='You haven''t heard of the "Brew of the Month" club? It''s a bunch of really cute guys that want to celebrate Brewfest all year long! They tried to bring Brewfest back in the past, but it never lasted very long.$b$bOnce you join the club you get mailed a different brew every month! If you like that brew, you can talk to the vendors in Ironforge to get more brew.$b$bI think you are cute enough to join the club. You give me a few prize tokens and I''ll give you the forms. Then maybe we can celebrate Brewfest together, all year round!', `FemaleText`='You haven''t heard of the "Brew of the Month" club? It''s a bunch of really cute guys that want to celebrate Brewfest all year long! They tried to bring Brewfest back in the past, but it never lasted very long.$b$bOnce you join the club you get mailed a different brew every month! If you like that brew, you can talk to the vendors in Ironforge to get more brew.$b$bI think you are cute enough to join the club. You give me a few prize tokens and I''ll give you the forms. Then maybe we can celebrate Brewfest together, all year round!' WHERE `ID`=26771; -- 26771 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Return to Halford with the information that the good mayor was kind enough to submit, $n. I will finish here and squeeze whatever else this wretch might know about Thel''zan. Now, I will show Godfrey the rarely seen "option three."' WHERE `ID`=26833; -- 26833 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Hey, do any of you know McGoyver over at Valgarde? He''s my uncle. You know what his title is? Pro. Yea, just "Pro." I want to be a pro too.', `FemaleText`='Hey, do any of you know McGoyver over at Valgarde? He''s my uncle. You know what his title is? Pro. Yea, just "Pro." I want to be a pro too.' WHERE `ID`=26975; -- 26975 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Most of my brethren are disdainful of the Horde''s "barbaric" ways, and I once counted myself among them. When I was first ordered to this somewhat humid and... fragrant place, I cursed my lot in life.$b$bDuring my studies, however, I grew to appreciate my surroundings. It has a certain charm, don''t you think?$b$bAh, and my studies, of course, were to allow other mages to return here with a spell. Shall I teach you?' WHERE `ID`=26990; -- 26990 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Most of my brethren are disdainful of the Horde''s "barbaric" ways, and I once counted myself among them. When I was first ordered to this somewhat humid and... fragrant place, I cursed my lot in life.$b$bDuring my studies, however, I grew to appreciate my surroundings. It has a certain charm, don''t you think?$b$b...you wouldn''t be interested in my studies, of course, not being a mage yourself.' WHERE `ID`=26991; -- 26991 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Serve me in life and I will promise to rend the weakness from your soul. To erase it from existence!" To be chosen... blessed by the Lich King in such a way.' WHERE `ID`=27160; -- 27160 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Hold, lad. There''s an inscription on the dais. It''s a warning. It says, "Whomsoever takes up this blade shall wield power eternal. Just as the blade rends flesh, so must power scar the spirit." Oh, I should''ve known. The blade is cursed! Let''s get the hell out of here! +' WHERE `ID`=27209; -- 27209 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Hapana simply grunts and waves you away towards the Dread Captain DeMeza.$B$BBeneath the fur of one massive arm can be seen a tattoo of the word "MAGATHA" in an arrow-pierced heart.' WHERE `ID`=27455; -- 27455 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Now where was I? I yeah... So I said to her, "But I need you! I need you!"... and she just laughed and slithered away! It''s the honest truth, $n. Naga can be so cruel!' WHERE `ID`=27492; -- 27492 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Well... fine, fine. We need to test the equipment anyhow.$B$BGimme a few seconds. I''ll have ''em come out to "rehearse."$B$BYou ready?' WHERE `ID`=27601; -- 27601 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I''m sorry, our brews are exclusive to members of the "Brew of the Month Club."', `FemaleText`='I''m sorry, our brews are exclusive to members of the "Brew of the Month Club."' WHERE `ID`=27930; -- 27930 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I think it like you. Maybe we can bring it back to hill and ask it nice, "Step in cooking pot, big-tongue." Yes?' WHERE `ID`=28152; -- 28152 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Did you see face? Looked so scared, "Ah, big thing going to smash me!" Hah.' WHERE `ID`=28181; -- 28181 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Not mentioned much, but Kartak ate dozen Frenzyheart before became "friend."' WHERE `ID`=28216; -- 28216 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Goregek never "stumble" into chicken hut... Goregek always have to feed his dumb belly. Always one chicken missing when we catch them all.' WHERE `ID`=28233; -- 28233 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Mistwhisper not always like us. They say we "damage their calm."' WHERE `ID`=28328; -- 28328 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Strange, the records on this one are incomplete. It just says "I killed it!" in a rough scrawl, written in blood.', `FemaleText`='Strange, the records on this one are incomplete. It just says "I killed it!" in a rough scrawl, written in blood.' WHERE `ID`=28687; -- 28687 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='What''s "Crimson Dawn!" We deserve to know the truth, Quimby!', `FemaleText`='What''s "Crimson Dawn!" We deserve to know the truth, Quimby!' WHERE `ID`=29107; -- 29107 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='So much for the Scarlet "paradise!"', `FemaleText`='So much for the Scarlet "paradise!"' WHERE `ID`=29114; -- 29114 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='What is the "Crimson Dawn?"', `FemaleText`='What is the "Crimson Dawn?"' WHERE `ID`=29133; -- 29133 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Tell me what you know about "Crimson Dawn" or the beatings will continue!', `FemaleText`='Tell me what you know about "Crimson Dawn" or the beatings will continue!' WHERE `ID`=29134; -- 29134 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I''m through being courteous with your kind, human! What is the "Crimson Dawn?"', `FemaleText`='I''m through being courteous with your kind, human! What is the "Crimson Dawn?"' WHERE `ID`=29135; -- 29135 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Crimson Dawn!" What is it! Speak!', `FemaleText`='"Crimson Dawn!" What is it! Speak!' WHERE `ID`=29136; -- 29136 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I can keep this up for a very long time, Scarlet dog! Tell me about the "Crimson Dawn!"', `FemaleText`='I can keep this up for a very long time, Scarlet dog! Tell me about the "Crimson Dawn!"' WHERE `ID`=29137; -- 29137 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I''ll tear the secrets from your soul! Tell me about the "Crimson Dawn" and your life may be spared!', `FemaleText`='I''ll tear the secrets from your soul! Tell me about the "Crimson Dawn" and your life may be spared!' WHERE `ID`=29138; -- 29138 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Is your life worth so little? Just tell me what I need to know about "Crimson Dawn" and I''ll end your suffering quickly.', `FemaleText`='Is your life worth so little? Just tell me what I need to know about "Crimson Dawn" and I''ll end your suffering quickly.' WHERE `ID`=29139; -- 29139 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I grow tired of these games, human. Tell me of the "Crimson Dawn" or I will tear your spine out with my bare hands!', `FemaleText`='I grow tired of these games, human. Tell me of the "Crimson Dawn" or I will tear your spine out with my bare hands!' WHERE `ID`=29140; -- 29140 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='We... We have only been told that the "Crimson Dawn" is an awakening. You... You see, the Light speaks to the High General. It is the Light...', `FemaleText`='We... We have only been told that the "Crimson Dawn" is an awakening. You... You see, the Light speaks to the High General. It is the Light...' WHERE `ID`=29150; -- 29150 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Say, Modoru. Where did you get those... ah... "wonderful" robes of yours, hmmm?' WHERE `ID`=29546; -- 29546 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Come, citizens of Stratholme! Meet your "saviors."' WHERE `ID`=29952; -- 29952 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I''m sure things would have been a lot better with you driving. We would have all probably died on the way here instead. I can see the headlines now: "Heroes of the Argent Crusade Killed in Fatal Steam Tank Accident."' WHERE `ID`=30442; -- 30442 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='This "Loken" sounds like a nasty character. Glad we don''t have to worry about the likes o'' him anymore. So... if I''m understandin'' ye right, the original earthen eventually woke up from this stasis, and by that time the destabili-whatever had turned ''em into proper dwarves. Or at least... dwarf ancestors.' WHERE `ID`=30582; -- 30582 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Designation: Old Gods. Old Gods rendered all systems, including earthen, defenseless in order to facilitate assimilation. This matrix destabilization has been termed "the Curse of Flesh". Effects of destabilization increased over time.' WHERE `ID`=30613; -- 30613 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='OOOF! That one''s gonna require the "scraper."' WHERE `ID`=30678; -- 30678 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The stranger having no name of his own, my father deemed "Yorg," a name reserved for champions of legend. Years later, he now stands before us as Yorg Stormheart, King of the Frostborn.' WHERE `ID`=30952; -- 30952 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Ley-line excavations continue, with pleasant results. We were surprised to find several similarities in the ley-line structures between Azeroth and Draenor, possibly indicating a similar genesis? +My close associate Naberius reports that the Laughing Skulls have established a truce with the Alliance forces in the area. Always distrustful of orcs, I thought to myself, "This could be heaven or this could be hell."', `FemaleText`='Ley-line excavations continue, with pleasant results. We were surprised to find several similarities in the ley-line structures between Azeroth and Draenor, possibly indicating a similar genesis? +My close associate Naberius reports that the Laughing Skulls have established a truce with the Alliance forces in the area. Always distrustful of orcs, I thought to myself, "This could be heaven or this could be hell."' WHERE `ID`=31449; -- 31449 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='You challenge death itself! Come then, "King." Face the might of Mograine!' WHERE `ID`=31455; -- 31455 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Lich King say Patchwerk "on loan" from Naxxramas. Loan make Patchwerk ANGRY!' WHERE `ID`=31642; -- 31642 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='In my travels I have learned the recipe for the Wispcloak.$B$BThis cloak is a tradeable Epic spellcasting cloak that grants Stamina, Spellpower, Intellect and Mana Recovery. I am looking for someone worthy to teach this recipe to.$B$BSomeone who had completed all the normal dungeons of Northrend and had the "Northrend Dungeonmaster" achievement would be worthy of learning the recipe for the Wispcloak.' WHERE `ID`=32454; -- 32454 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I have ventured to dark places and learned the tailoring recipe for the Deathchill Cloak.$B$BThis cloak is a tradeable Epic cloak for spellcasters that grants Spellpower, Haste and Critical Strike. I am looking for someone worthy to teach this recipe to.$B$BSomeone who had completed most of the quests across Northrend and had the "Loremaster of Northrend" achievement would be worthy of learning the recipe for the Deathchill Cloak.' WHERE `ID`=32463; -- 32463 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='You should all know, the orcs have a battle cry: LOK''TAR OGAR! It means "victory or death." Fitting...' WHERE `ID`=32970; -- 32970 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='This entire holiday is nonsensical. Colored eggs and "life affirmation," bah.', `FemaleText`='This entire holiday is nonsensical. Colored eggs and "life affirmation," bah.' WHERE `ID`=33128; -- 33128 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I know, I know... "fishing in a sewer?" But you''d be surprised by what you can catch down here. I''ve even heard stories of sharks, if you can believe it.' WHERE `ID`=33205; -- 33205 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Trigger for self-destruct mechanism is codenamed "Big Red Button", Mimiron''s own creation.' WHERE `ID`=33889; -- 33889 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Searching... Destruction of Prime Designate is considered the first warning sign of systemic planetary failure. Algalon observer entity''s arrival is followed by planetary diagnostics resulting in one of two possible reply signals. Reply-code Alpha, signaling "All is well" and Reply-code Omega, signaling planetary re-origination.' WHERE `ID`=33898; -- 33898 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='You''re going to tell us how to... "un-compromise" the sigils, aren''t you?' WHERE `ID`=33935; -- 33935 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='%s cries out, "I will have my vengeance!"' WHERE `ID`=34048; -- 34048 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Now, why would you go and do something like that? Didn''t you see the sign that said, "DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON!"? How will we finish testing with the self-destruct mechanism active?' WHERE `ID`=34244; -- 34244 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Fascinating. I think they call that a "clean kill".' WHERE `ID`=34301; -- 34301 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='As the Molten Colossus weakens, a single ominous word rumbles through the air like rolling thunder: "BURN"' WHERE `ID`=34370; -- 34370 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Watch your tongue, worm. You will not refer to Soggoth the Slitherer as "that thing" or you''ll find yourself eating your own heart for dinner.' WHERE `ID`=34608; -- 34608 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='I hear the "but" in your voice...' WHERE `ID`=34766; -- 34766 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='There''s a phrase... "It''s always darkest before the dawn." The dawn will come, though, Tahu. The sun will rise. The balance will shift back to where it should be.' WHERE `ID`=34773; -- 34773 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Damn you, Fandral! What have you gotten us into with this cursed "World Tree?"' WHERE `ID`=34999; -- 34999 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Pilgrim''s Bounty." Hrm. I can understand the tauren''s eagerness to express their sense of gratitude and comraderie to the Horde''s warchief, but the Forsaken?$B$BI imagined they would have dropped such sentimental traditions long ago.', `FemaleText`='"Pilgrim''s Bounty." Hrm. I can understand the tauren''s eagerness to express their sense of gratitude and comraderie to the Horde''s warchief, but the Forsaken?$B$BI imagined they would have dropped such sentimental traditions long ago.' WHERE `ID`=35091; -- 35091 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Pilgrim''s Bounty?" More like "Fool''s Folly!"$B$BHundreds of cargo holds full of food given away for free... FREE! It boggles the mind!$B$BStill, I suppose I should shift some of my Poultry Portfolio funds to turkey... I can''t believe how big of a bust that chicken investment was. Where did all those Noblegarden eggs COME from?!', `FemaleText`='"Pilgrim''s Bounty?" More like "Fool''s Folly!"$B$BHundreds of cargo holds full of food given away for free... FREE! It boggles the mind!$B$BStill, I suppose I should shift some of my Poultry Portfolio funds to turkey... I can''t believe how big of a bust that chicken investment was. Where did all those Noblegarden eggs COME from?!' WHERE `ID`=35095; -- 35095 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='It won''t be long before Fizzlebang is a household word, used to scare children into bed! "Beware, or Fizzlebang will summon a mighty demon to eat you!"' WHERE `ID`=35817; -- 35817 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Kalytha ... it is done. The Sarcen Stone is fully charged and is already diverting energy from the portal. Are you still the incredible swimmer I knew those many years ago? The stone must not be found by either the demons or our "beloved" Queen.$B$BSwim to the bottom of the lake, Kalytha, and bury the stone deep under the center arch. Hopefully the demonic invaders will not discover it when they raze the surrounding temple. Go!' WHERE `ID`=35897; -- 35897 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Azsharite? You soft ones come up with new names for everything. What is this "azsharite?"' WHERE `ID`=36354; -- 36354 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='How often do you, uh, "go?"', `FemaleText`='How often do you, uh, "go?"' WHERE `ID`=36361; -- 36361 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Greetings, $r. Please do not alarm yourself. I am indeed speaking to you in your native tongue.$B$BMy own considerable raptor intelligence has been augmented through a series of experiments. You may refer to me as "Subject Nine," an identity recently bestowed to me by my creators, who are otherwise at the moment occupied or deceased. Perhaps you can render me some assistance?' WHERE `ID`=36454; -- 36454 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='<The "voice" of the construct seems to emanate from the air around you, ringing in your ears while the hairs on your arms stand up. The construct speaks to you in a language you can''t understand, with words that sound like multiple voices talking at once.>' WHERE `ID`=36527; -- 36527 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Welcome, ally. We have much to discuss.$B$BThe beasts you call the "Horde" ravage these woods. Their terrible stone ribbon slices through our land, frightens the animals we hunt, and fills the air with noise and ash.$B$BTell me, friend. How can we Blackmaw join this "Alliance" of yours?' WHERE `ID`=36560; -- 36560 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Your tone enrages me, outsider. If this is what we can expect from your so-called "Alliance," we will have no part in it!' WHERE `ID`=36572; -- 36572 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='You keep talking, but all I hear is "Blah blah my people bathe in our own filth."', `FemaleText`='You keep talking, but all I hear is "Blah blah my people bathe in our own filth."' WHERE `ID`=36574; -- 36574 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Due to the, ah, "misunderstanding" in Dragonblight, we''ve had to relocate our facilities to this decrepit mess of a castle.$B$BStill, we''ve now plenty of space and time to work on various new and lovely... products...' WHERE `ID`=36651; -- 36651 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='<The orc before you looks greener than usual.>$B$B$C, the goblins have brought "all you can eat seafood" to our shores. It is ... *urp* ... like a cataclysm in my belly.' WHERE `ID`=36729; -- 36729 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"All you can eat" he says. *Gulp*' WHERE `ID`=36733; -- 36733 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='What was in that "bisque?"' WHERE `ID`=36735; -- 36735 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='$n! Come here. I have a ... "special project" requiring your assistance.' WHERE `ID`=36851; -- 36851 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='It takes a few good crashes to really "season" a flying machine.$B$BNo goblin in their right mind flies one pristine.' WHERE `ID`=36888; -- 36888 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='In our native tongue, "Una''fe" can be translated as "Refuge." But the name no longer fits. From the moment we set up this camp, this strange jungle has threatened to engulf it. ' WHERE `ID`=37110; -- 37110 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='What part of "Victory or Death" don''t you understand!?' WHERE `ID`=37517; -- 37517 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Did you know about our "Charitable Charms" program?$B$BOfficial Crown event mascots like myself are authorized to distribute Lovely Charm Collector''s Kits.$B$BYou can then use the Lovely Charms you gather to create Lovely Charm Bracelets for friends and loved ones, or turn them in to Lovely Merchants for Love Tokens!$B$BOne popular activity is making bracelets for your favorite leaders to let them know they''re appreciated and adored...' WHERE `ID`=37559; -- 37559 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Whatever you need, Brazie Getz! Get it?$B$BAnd I''m not just talkin'' about the "legal" stuff, either. WHATEVER YOU NEED, PAL! Anything...' WHERE `ID`=37563; -- 37563 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I''m not into any of that creepy stuff you like, Brazie. Just show me the "legal" wares.', `FemaleText`='I''m not into any of that creepy stuff you like, Brazie. Just show me the "legal" wares.' WHERE `ID`=37565; -- 37565 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='We named him Dranosh - It means "Heart of Draenor" in orcish. I would not let the warlocks take him. My boy would be safe, hidden away by the elders of Garadar.' WHERE `ID`=37640; -- 37640 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Come, Scourgebane. I''ll show the master which of us is truly worthy of the title of "Champion"!' WHERE `ID`=37653; -- 37653 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='When we were packed into the Town-In-A-Box, they told us we''d be deployed somewhere in Azshara. Is this Azshara?$B$BI ask you: who prepares a Town-In-A-Box and doesn''t supply it with enough food to live on?! One measly Poultryizer?!$B$BWe all know how the "Micro" Mechachicken worked out.' WHERE `ID`=37854; -- 37854 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Nonsense. Have I hired a blind squire? There are dragons everywhere.$b$bMy neighbor Spark refers to them as "dinosaurs", but I know a dragon when I see one. They must be slayed.' WHERE `ID`=38342; -- 38342 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Hey, did you hear the one about the $r $c? OK, here goes:$b$bA $r $c walks into a cave and starts fighting gorillas. The leader of the gorillas says, "Hey, why are you doing that?!" So then the $r $c says, "A goblin told me to."$b$bThe gorilla leader says, "Do you do everything that goblins tell you to do?" And the $r $c says, "Yes, because I''m stupid and smelly and I walk on two legs."$b$bPretty funny, huh? Hmm... maybe it needs some work...' WHERE `ID`=38463; -- 38463 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='And when tha time comes dat ya failure is complete and ya "power" is meaningless, I will be dere to end ya rule swiftly and silently.' WHERE `ID`=38905; -- 38905 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='You see this here gun, $gboy:missy;?$B$B<Ol'' Durty Pete casually waves his weapon directly at your face.>$B$BThis here gun''s seen action on every continent but for Northrend. It''s saved me life more times than I can count: Seven. One time, "Big Mackie" MacDungal - not the wee MacDungal now, but his pappy - offered me his youngest daughter in barter for me gun.$B$BLet me tell you somethin'' about Edie: she and me gun had a lot in common. Wide-mouthed. Buck-toofed. Dangerous from the biz-ness end. Likin'' to go oft half-cocked.$B$BYou heard about the time wee Edie bet Chuck Brandybeard 25 silver she could kick ''im in the head so hard he would weep snot?' WHERE `ID`=38931; -- 38931 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='And you yours, "Warchief."' WHERE `ID`=38947; -- 38947 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='That depends on what your definition of "is"... is.', `FemaleText`='That depends on what your definition of "is"... is.' WHERE `ID`=39549; -- 39549 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Hello, $c. I imagine you have a lot of questions.$B$BSuffice it to say that Royce Duskwhisper sent me into the middle of an ogre cave for some "Eye of Twilight" jib-job, and it hasn''t gone well.$B$BIf I ever get my hands on that lanky, heartless, mealy-mouthed little night elf...$B$B<Kristoff wriggles helplessly as he dangles in the air, his face reddening.>' WHERE `ID`=39758; -- 39758 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The Twilight''s Hammer...fascinating. They are within your "Dire Maul"?' WHERE `ID`=40000; -- 40000 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Another "hero" falls.' WHERE `ID`=40066; -- 40066 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Cogspin searches his "Gigantique" bag looking for the items.' WHERE `ID`=40143; -- 40143 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='But enough words, comrades! This is a call to action! We will not let these "chosen ones" take what is ours! We captured this prisoner and offer him to the Old Gods ourselves!!', `FemaleText`='But enough words, comrades! This is a call to action! We will not let these "chosen ones" take what is ours! We captured this prisoner and offer him to the Old Gods ourselves!!' WHERE `ID`=40147; -- 40147 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Remember the words of C''thun! Remember them well! "Your friends will betray you!" And betray us they have!', `FemaleText`='Remember the words of C''thun! Remember them well! "Your friends will betray you!" And betray us they have!' WHERE `ID`=40149; -- 40149 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='And sometimes you have to ask yourself: "Is it worth it?" And the answer is plain: "Pain is not the cost, but the reward!"', `FemaleText`='And sometimes you have to ask yourself: "Is it worth it?" And the answer is plain: "Pain is not the cost, but the reward!"' WHERE `ID`=40154; -- 40154 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='And to those who call for harmony among our ranks... to them I ask: "Does not ALL strife please our masters? Does not ALL bloodshed feed their thirst?"', `FemaleText`='And to those who call for harmony among our ranks... to them I ask: "Does not ALL strife please our masters? Does not ALL bloodshed feed their thirst?"' WHERE `ID`=40164; -- 40164 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Eons ago, the "Titans" came and cast down our Masters. But this is NOT their world, and it never was! Judgment comes at last!', `FemaleText`='Eons ago, the "Titans" came and cast down our Masters. But this is NOT their world, and it never was! Judgment comes at last!' WHERE `ID`=40202; -- 40202 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The blood we shed speaks to us. It says "Thank you."', `FemaleText`='The blood we shed speaks to us. It says "Thank you." +' WHERE `ID`=40207; -- 40207 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Kill the females! I will handle these "warriors."' WHERE `ID`=41064; -- 41064 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I know what I''m having for dinner tonight and it rhymes with "Sucky"!' WHERE `ID`=41079; -- 41079 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Hey! Why aren''t you polymorphed? Enjoy it while it lasts, "Plucky"!' WHERE `ID`=41085; -- 41085 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='You can teach a soldier how to kill, but you can''t teach him to want to kill. That is one thing we don''t have to worry about down here. Every single one of my boys can''t wait to take a piece out of those naga for what they did to us, and I can''t say I feel much different.$B$BWe need to find a way to make contact with the surface, but before that, I want to make a bit of "contact" with these naga. We have some brothers to avenge.' WHERE `ID`=41151; -- 41151 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Goldrinn is the wolf ancient, known as "Lo''Gosh" in the Horde tongue. His tenacity is legendary.$B$BA shrine dedicated to him is in a basin west of the World Tree, but its keepers have fallen silent in the wake of the attack. I fear the worst.$B$BBefore we can move on, you must save the shrine, discover the whereabouts of the wolf ancient, and beat back his foes.' WHERE `ID`=41317; -- 41317 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Stand back, $n! When "Cookie" cooks things be gettin'' crazy!' WHERE `ID`=41334; -- 41334 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Mmmm, mmmm! Smells delicious, "Cookie!" Who could resist such a meal? $n, get this meaty offering to the Grimtotem ambassador immediately!' WHERE `ID`=41339; -- 41339 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Absolutely, yes, I will take the job in Stonetalon Mountains to fix night elf junk." Poppy, you''re an idiot.' WHERE `ID`=41514; -- 41514 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='From the moment the wild creatures first stirred on Azeroth, Goldrinn was there. His is the spirit of the hunter, the animal instinct that kicks in when wild things smell food or feel their children are in jeopardy. He appears as a great white wolf, ferocious and cunning.$B$BHe''s known across all cultures. The orcs even have their own name for him: "Lo''Gosh."$B$BTen thousand years ago, when demons first breached Azeroth, Goldrinn stood with the other ancients to mount a desperate defense.' WHERE `ID`=41675; -- 41675 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Lo''Gosh is the spirit of the hunter, the animal instinct that kicks in when one smells food or sees one''s children in jeopardy. He has always been with us, a part of our Horde, in our instincts and in our blood.$B$BHe has appeared in many forms, both on our world and here. On Azeroth, he is seen as a great white wolf, ferocious and cunning. The night elves call him "Goldrinn."$B$BThey tell of a legendary battle ten thousand years ago, where Lo''Gosh fought off the demon hordes. Do you want to hear about it?' WHERE `ID`=41680; -- 41680 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Who puts a "dead" sea demon on their head, really?!' WHERE `ID`=41726; -- 41726 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I can tell ya don''t want to hear my grumbling. That''s fine.$b$bJust don''t forget how lucky you are, with your "sea legs" and your "ability to swim in a direction other than up".' WHERE `ID`=41923; -- 41923 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Honor," Krom''gar, "No matter how dire the battle... never forsake it."' WHERE `ID`=42061; -- 42061 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Say "Ahhhhh".' WHERE `ID`=42259; -- 42259 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The sign here says: "ABSOLUTELY NO BUMS!" Now get lost!', `FemaleText`='The sign here says: "ABSOLUTELY NO BUMS!" Now get lost!' WHERE `ID`=42345; -- 42345 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Between you, me, and the tree, murlocs killed the Furlbrows. Yep, saw ''em with my own two eyes. Think they''d been casin'' the joint for days, maybe months. They left in a hurry once they got wind of "Johnny Law" and the idiot brigade over there...', `FemaleText`='Between you, me, and the tree, murlocs killed the Furlbrows. Yep, saw ''em with my own two eyes. Think they''d been casin'' the joint for days, maybe months. They left in a hurry once they got wind of "Johnny Law" and the idiot brigade over there...' WHERE `ID`=42383; -- 42383 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='This baby is all mine! I call her, "The Throttler."' WHERE `ID`=42556; -- 42556 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Our "king" sits atop his throne made of gold and shrugs at our plight!' WHERE `ID`=42572; -- 42572 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The shell''s markings read: "STORMWIND ROYAL INDUSTRIES"' WHERE `ID`=42942; -- 42942 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='$n, know that our "Warchief" does not speak for us all. There are those among us who hope to see the Dragonmaw great again... and free from corruption.' WHERE `ID`=43241; -- 43241 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Not a bad place here, if you aren''t into the whole "sunshine" thing.' WHERE `ID`=43523; -- 43523 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='What of you Boden? What do you see in this "champion?"' WHERE `ID`=43861; -- 43861 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='And so the "champion" arrives.' WHERE `ID`=43869; -- 43869 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='One of our best sentinels was on his trail - we assume it''s a "he" - but it appears that she was discovered.' WHERE `ID`=43989; -- 43989 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='If I cannot find a home amongst my own people, where else am I to turn, "Shand''do?"' WHERE `ID`=44050; -- 44050 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Everyone always says, "Horton, why do you drive a boat up and down the river?" I ask them, "Why don''t you?" ... that''s usually where I run out of witty retorts.' WHERE `ID`=44389; -- 44389 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='You do not follow maps to buried treasure and "X" never, ever, marks the spot.' WHERE `ID`=44511; -- 44511 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Ahem! Well... ah, next week: "Tanaris." Starting with the excavation of Broken Pillar by Marvon Rivetseeker in Year 22.' WHERE `ID`=44514; -- 44514 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Welcome to Nethergarde, $c. Call me "Mama," I''m here to take care of you.' WHERE `ID`=44525; -- 44525 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Cromush, you stay behind and make sure the Banshee Queen is well "guarded." I will be expecting a full report when next we meet.' WHERE `ID`=44720; -- 44720 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I found a broken-down cart amongst the dunes when I was checking out the potential profitibility of Centipaar Silithid Snacks (patent pending). I thought to myself, "hey, free cart!" That is, until the biggest basilisk you''ve ever seen showed up, and I had to leave the whole thing behind!' WHERE `ID`=44933; -- 44933 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The broodmother flies above us! Do not fear, fleshling, I am called "The Steady" for a reason...' WHERE `ID`=45321; -- 45321 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='We''re gonna lose this war to "regulations." What''s next? Only wooden swords may be used???', `FemaleText`='We''re gonna lose this war to "regulations." What''s next? Only wooden swords may be used???' WHERE `ID`=45546; -- 45546 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='<Sigh>... "The Paladin Pals".' WHERE `ID`=45593; -- 45593 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Hey, "Salty" when are you going to get a new name? Thish town ain''t big ''nough for two of ussh...', `FemaleText`='Hey, "Salty" when are you going to get a new name? Thish town ain''t big ''nough for two of ussh...' WHERE `ID`=45621; -- 45621 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Yoo hoo! "Shmaltzy!" Hey, why come your shupplies... Whe... Oh... Um... You got lots of boxes to keep track of...', `FemaleText`='Yoo hoo! "Shmaltzy!" Hey, why come your shupplies... Whe... Oh... Um... You got lots of boxes to keep track of...' WHERE `ID`=45624; -- 45624 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Pssst! Pssst! Hey! "Pepper!" Are you done hording all the shupplies! You shee what I just did? Horde.. For the horde!', `FemaleText`='Pssst! Pssst! Hey! "Pepper!" Are you done hording all the shupplies! You shee what I just did? Horde.. For the horde!' WHERE `ID`=45625; -- 45625 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Malty!" Hey, "Malty!" I thought you were going to get us shome more booze! What''sh the hold up?', `FemaleText`='"Malty!" Hey, "Malty!" I thought you were going to get us shome more booze! What''sh the hold up?' WHERE `ID`=45626; -- 45626 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='It''s "Salty!" I got here firsht! I got off the boat and onto land firsht! I called the name "Salty." Hey... Where''s your pet at?', `FemaleText`='It''s "Salty!" I got here firsht! I got off the boat and onto land firsht! I called the name "Salty." Hey... Where''s your pet at?' WHERE `ID`=45627; -- 45627 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Shalty." That''s my name! Your name should be "I can''t hold onto petsh." I can''t believe anyone would trusht you with a beasht. ', `FemaleText`='"Shalty." That''s my name! Your name should be "I can''t hold onto petsh." I can''t believe anyone would trusht you with a beasht.' WHERE `ID`=45629; -- 45629 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Our" success? Troll, you played no part in the Horde''s victories in Northrend. While I led our warriors against the Lich King, you merely took back a few scattered islands.' WHERE `ID`=45695; -- 45695 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Controlling the Elements for Fun and Profit."$B$BThat''s what it''s all about, am I right? Let''s get ta work.', `FemaleText`='"Controlling the Elements for Fun and Profit."$B$BThat''s what it''s all about, am I right? Let''s get ta work.' WHERE `ID`=45802; -- 45802 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='...because on the one hand, this could be a handy device, the "Shake-a-Ton 2000." But on the other hand, the last thing we gnomes want to see is the mountains of Dun Morogh collapse and crush Ironforge. +' WHERE `ID`=45850; -- 45850 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Never did I dream that our "king" would betray us as he did. To think that he had been a worgen in secret while he ruled over us. Sickening...' WHERE `ID`=46024; -- 46024 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"It''s over, Godfrey..." That''s what he told me right before I jumped off of the cliff. NOTHING IS OVER, GREYMANE! I LIVE AGAIN!' WHERE `ID`=46025; -- 46025 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I did not bring this wretched affliction upon myself, Godfrey. It was a "gift," remember? Now kindly enjoy the "gift" and shut up.' WHERE `ID`=46029; -- 46029 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='HAH! Don''t you recognize us, Dempsey? It''s Godfrey. I have here Lord Walden and Baron Ashbury. We''ve "saved" you and this is the thanks that we get?' WHERE `ID`=46043; -- 46043 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='It''s hard to explain to the Dragonmaw concepts like, "Fields of Fire" or "Suppressive Barrage."$B$BFortunately, they have a firm grasp of "Kill Zones" and ... uh, "Murder."' WHERE `ID`=46070; -- 46070 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='On behalf of the illustrious and always-neutral Steamwheedle Cartel, welcome to Bogpaddle! We''re proud to be the only beachfront resort and military-grade weapons yard in the Eastern Kingdoms.$B$BYou guys may have that little war ragin'' just south of here, but inside these walls, it''s all fun and games. So take a load off, have some R&R and a drink or two, and keep out of trouble... or my bruisers will remind your skull what "neutral territory" means.' WHERE `ID`=46353; -- 46353 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I said to myself, "I''m gonna punch that dragon in the face!"' WHERE `ID`=46565; -- 46565 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"You dang-blasted rock elementals!", I said. "I''ll punch you too!"' WHERE `ID`=46568; -- 46568 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"I''ll find you in those clouds, you worm!" I yelled. "And then I''ll throw you to Kalimdor!"' WHERE `ID`=47124; -- 47124 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='It''s been recklessly engineered with a merciless disregard for both budgetary concerns and those cumbersome, inefficient "laws of physics."' WHERE `ID`=47310; -- 47310 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Ask yourself: what good is a "safety" valve if it keeps going off? That doesn''t sound very safe to me.' WHERE `ID`=47339; -- 47339 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='We call it "Doom Juice."' WHERE `ID`=47341; -- 47341 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='In the unlikely event of a water "landing," please reach under your seat cushion where a cyanide capsule has been located for your convenience.' WHERE `ID`=47344; -- 47344 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='We call them "Emergency Rampless Debarkation Devices."' WHERE `ID`=47353; -- 47353 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='I travelled all this way to speak with the famed "Seer of the Dragonmaw." I wanted to see inside Cho''gall''s dark heart before I tear it out.$B$BBut she''s worthless to me. All riddles and rhyme. Maybe you can help.' WHERE `ID`=47367; -- 47367 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Follow me, $n, and I''ll introduce you to your trainer, "Doc" Cogspin.', `FemaleText`='Follow me, $n, and I''ll introduce you to your trainer, "Doc" Cogspin.' WHERE `ID`=47533; -- 47533 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='When I return victorious, we will see who the Dragonmaw call "Warchief".' WHERE `ID`=47828; -- 47828 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='<Blundy peers up from his cups.>$B$BAye, that''s right. The High Shaman is out in the field, fighting to retake the Thundermar Wreckage. I''m whatcha call the "Low Shaman."$B$BWhile he''s away, he left me here, to take care of all of Thundermar''s Shamanin''in... nin.' WHERE `ID`=48252; -- 48252 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Archmage Pratt"? To fel with formality; my vanity died with the rest of me. "Charles" or even a simple "Chaz" will do, thank you.' WHERE `ID`=48768; -- 48768 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Let''s get started! The first verse is all about dear Fanny, but I just can''t quite put it together.$B$BWhat rhymes with "Eyes?"' WHERE `ID`=48874; -- 48874 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Ah, I see what kind of $c you are, $n! Now then, the second verse is all about Fanny and Firebeard getting together.$B$BWhat rhymes with "Professed?"' WHERE `ID`=48875; -- 48875 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='...Hmmm, okay, I think I can make that work. Last verse! A rousing celebration of love calling the Wildhammer to action!$B$BAll I need is a rhyme for "Unite..."' WHERE `ID`=48876; -- 48876 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='[Romantic:] "Wise."', `FemaleText`='[Romantic:] "Wise."' WHERE `ID`=48877; -- 48877 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='[Silly:] "Pint-Sized."', `FemaleText`='[Silly:] "Pint-Sized."' WHERE `ID`=48879; -- 48879 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='[Bawdy:] "Thighs!"', `FemaleText`='[Bawdy:] "Thighs!"' WHERE `ID`=48880; -- 48880 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='[Romantic:] "Blessed."', `FemaleText`='[Romantic:] "Blessed."' WHERE `ID`=48881; -- 48881 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='[Silly:] "Arrest."', `FemaleText`='[Silly:] "Arrest."' WHERE `ID`=48882; -- 48882 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='[Bawdy:] "...Chest?', `FemaleText`='[Bawdy:] "...Chest?"' WHERE `ID`=48883; -- 48883 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='[Romantic:] "Alight."', `FemaleText`='[Romantic:] "Alight."' WHERE `ID`=48884; -- 48884 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='[Silly:] "Knifefight."', `FemaleText`='[Silly:] "Knifefight."' WHERE `ID`=48885; -- 48885 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='[Bawdy:] "Tight!"', `FemaleText`='[Bawdy:] "Tight!"' WHERE `ID`=48886; -- 48886 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The people cried "Fanny," her name.' WHERE `ID`=48913; -- 48913 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='And "Fanny," a most fitting name.' WHERE `ID`=48937; -- 48937 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Oh Fanny me Fanny, do marry me can ye?' WHERE `ID`=48940; -- 48940 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I loves ya and I loves yer chest."' WHERE `ID`=48941; -- 48941 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='It''s about time we returned to the Highlands! "Twilight" be damned.', `FemaleText`='It''s about time we returned to the Highlands! "Twilight" be damned.' WHERE `ID`=48979; -- 48979 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Many confuse the Earthen Ring with the Cenarion Circle. ...I TOLD Thrall we should rename ourselves the "Earthen Square".', `FemaleText`='Many confuse the Earthen Ring with the Cenarion Circle. ...I TOLD Thrall we should rename ourselves the "Earthen Square".' WHERE `ID`=48981; -- 48981 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Other shaman used to say, "Only yer offhand should be flaming." What were they going on about?', `FemaleText`='Other sshaman used to say, "Only yer offhand should be flaming." What were they going on about?' WHERE `ID`=48990; -- 48990 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Mortals that fancy themselves HEROES have entered the Broken Hall. Oh, I do hope this "raid" will amuse me more than the last.' WHERE `ID`=49053; -- 49053 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='On second thought, what fun is an "adequate" challenge?' WHERE `ID`=49061; -- 49061 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Oh, you were expecting something else to happen just then, weren''t you? Let''s see how well YOU adapt after a new set of "adjustments," shall we?' WHERE `ID`=49064; -- 49064 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Congratulations! Allow me to grant you a title befitting the amazing achievement you just performed. Henceforth you shall be known as the "Slayer of Stupid, Incompetent, and Disappointing Minions."' WHERE `ID`=49070; -- 49070 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='What did ye call me? I''ll show ye what a "snow licker" can do!' WHERE `ID`=49164; -- 49164 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='That''s an interesting... "outfit" you''re wearing.' WHERE `ID`=49178; -- 49178 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='<To your astonishment, the Raptor hatchling is able to communicate with you.>$B$BWhat does "$c" mean? Are you the goblin $g patriarch : matriarch;?' WHERE `ID`=49217; -- 49217 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Finally someone to deal with that unsightly pest! You have my thanks, "heroes."' WHERE `ID`=49410; -- 49410 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"End" me? Lifebinder, you think life is yours to take away?' WHERE `ID`=49442; -- 49442 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Hit the button labeled "Just past the Grim Guzzler".', `FemaleText`='Hit the button labeled "Just past the Grim Guzzler".' WHERE `ID`=49848; -- 49848 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='You hear that, naga? $n is on $g his : her; way to settle our "negotiations"!' WHERE `ID`=49938; -- 49938 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Where''s your "honor" now, Horde scum?', `FemaleText`='Where''s your "honor" now, Horde scum?' WHERE `ID`=50166; -- 50166 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='The cartel has a name for people like you, $n. "Fiscal Liability."' WHERE `ID`=50760; -- 50760 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Will you pay "Pretty Boy" Duncan 1 gold to swab the decks for you?', `FemaleText`='Will you pay "Pretty Boy" Duncan 1 gold to swab the decks for you?' WHERE `ID`=50831; -- 50831 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='There is a pair of tauren visiting the city. I''m told they''ve come from Mulgore to learn more about the Forsaken "condition," or something to that effect.$B$BSeek them out near the herbalist by the Apothecarium.', `FemaleText`='There is a pair of tauren visiting the city. I''m told they''ve come from Mulgore to learn more about the Forsaken "condition," or something to that effect.$B$BSeek them out near the herbalist by the Apothecarium.' WHERE `ID`=50997; -- 50997 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Maybe after this, they''ll take away my "Initiate" title.' WHERE `ID`=51091; -- 51091 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='You needn''t worry, child. The warchief''s "observers" are here to make certain of that.' WHERE `ID`=51453; -- 51453 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Now, look before you! One of Azeroth''s most powerful "druids", reduced to nothing but a charred husk. Such is the will of Fandral Staghelm. Such is the will of the flame!' WHERE `ID`=51647; -- 51647 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Nothing says "Hallow''s End is here" more than a ride on a broomstick.' WHERE `ID`=52394; -- 52394 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Beg for mercy now, and I may yet allow you to live. Well, "heroes?" What is your answer?' WHERE `ID`=52417; -- 52417 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='They will all see through to your weakness soon enough, "Shan''do."' WHERE `ID`=52681; -- 52681 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='No, NO! I didn''t "betray" the dragonflights. We were all betrayed. Ysera was lost in a dream while this whole world came undone.' WHERE `ID`=52825; -- 52825 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Yes, Malorne was consort to the moon goddess herself, the one the night elves call "Elune." From their union was born Cenarius, the patron god of all druids and one of the most powerful creatures ever to walk upon Azeroth.$B$BBut listen to me, I ramble on.$B$BMalorne is an incredible force of nature, but he only interacts with the mortal races in times of dire trouble. Have you heard about his deeds during the War of the Ancients? ' WHERE `ID`=52931; -- 52931 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Fandral Staghelm has returned as a ... "Druid of the Flame?"$B$BI fear one of my own may be implicated in this betrayal!' WHERE `ID`=52956; -- 52956 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='We are building a permanent outpost here in the Firelands, $n. Even if Ragnaros is defeated, another may someday take his place. We cannot allow what happened in the Burning Steppes and Mount Hyjal to threaten our world again.$B$BTo that end, we will grow the "Sentinel Tree." A tree with roots in Azeroth, but a protective canopy growing here in this terrible realm. Under its shelter, we will permanently station a group of druids to maintain an eternal vigil over this desolate world.' WHERE `ID`=53000; -- 53000 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='A trio of ethereal technomancers has set up shop in Stormwind, along the canal south of Cathedral Square. + +"The Three Winds," it''s called. Look for the weird machinery and purple lights... you can''t miss it. + +They offer just the sort of services you''re looking for.', `FemaleText`='A trio of ethereal technomancers has set up shop in Stormwind, along the canal south of Cathedral Square. + +"The Three Winds," it''s called. Look for the weird machinery and purple lights... you can''t miss it. + +They offer just the sort of services you''re looking for.' WHERE `ID`=53079; -- 53079 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='What is an "Ologist", you ask? Why, it means I study everything! I''m more knowledgable about any subject you can think of than anyone you know or anyone you''ll ever know.$B$BGetting through Shaffar''s ward was nothing. Morphalius wouldn''t have a scratch on him if he had just listened to me. Always doing things his way, that one.' WHERE `ID`=53082; -- 53082 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Master Li Fei''s voice echoes, "The way of the Tushui... enlightenment through patience and meditation... the principled life."' WHERE `ID`=53129; -- 53129 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Let''s see how you hold up against my "slow, weak punches" technique!', `FemaleText`='Let''s see how you hold up against my "slow, weak punches" technique!' WHERE `ID`=53234; -- 53234 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Time for a few traditional "Welcome to the Monastery" punches!', `FemaleText`='Time for a few traditional "Welcome to the Monastery" punches!' WHERE `ID`=53236; -- 53236 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Monogrammed on the leather cover are the initials, "A.L.W." + +You take the few intact pages that remain.', `FemaleText`='Monogrammed on the leather cover are the initials, "A.L.W." + +You take the few intact pages that remain.' WHERE `ID`=53491; -- 53491 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I will yell out commands for "Left" and "Right". Pay close attention, $c.' WHERE `ID`=53582; -- 53582 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I''m glad that these "SI:7" people decided to take me with.$b$bWe do not leave the comforts of our lake very often at all. This was the farthest I''ve ever been from home.' WHERE `ID`=53788; -- 53788 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Master Li Fei''s voice echoes, "Huo, the spirit of fire, is known for his hunger. He wants for tinder to eat. He needs the caress of the wind to rouse him."' WHERE `ID`=53841; -- 53841 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Master Li Fei''s voice echoes, "If you find these things and bring them to his cave, on the far side of Wu-Song Village, you will face a challenge within."' WHERE `ID`=53842; -- 53842 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Master Li Fei''s voice echoes, "Overcome that challenge, and you shall be graced by Huo''s presence. Rekindle his flame, and if your spirit is pure, he shall follow you."' WHERE `ID`=53843; -- 53843 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Master Li Fei''s voice echoes, "Go, children. We shall meet again very soon."' WHERE `ID`=53844; -- 53844 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Master Li Fei''s voice echoes, "It is good to see you again, Aysa. You''ve come with respect, and so I shall give you the answers you seek."' WHERE `ID`=53845; -- 53845 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Stay out - no visitors." Hah!' WHERE `ID`=54316; -- 54316 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='You, "orc", will make an excellent addition to my family!' WHERE `ID`=54321; -- 54321 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I remember telling Silas, "I never want to see my family again."', `FemaleText`='I remember telling Silas, "I never want to see my family again."' WHERE `ID`=54729; -- 54729 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='What''s the expression? "To catch a thief," they say?' WHERE `ID`=54908; -- 54908 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Running a pig farm is more work than you''d think... though most of it can be boiled down to "find more food for the pigs."' WHERE `ID`=54922; -- 54922 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I have tried to speak to their chief, but he does not want to see me. It appears I am not "high status" enough. Apparently he''s never seen an Admiral.' WHERE `ID`=55237; -- 55237 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='As my master once said, "You cannot truly know someone until you fight them."' WHERE `ID`=55315; -- 55315 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Thanks! Most folk ''round here prefer it over anything from that "Stormstout Brewery".' WHERE `ID`=55474; -- 55474 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Yes I am. Tell me - where is this "Stormstout Brewery?" I must see it for myself!' WHERE `ID`=55480; -- 55480 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Oh wow! It was like "Rawwr!" and you were like "Kahpowww!"' WHERE `ID`=55513; -- 55513 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='It''s not what you''ve done, it''s who you are. You are not welcome here, "Chen Stormstout."' WHERE `ID`=55697; -- 55697 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='It was so neat how you beat up those cats! They went and were like "Grrrrr!" and then you went and "Wabang!" and then you took their stuff.' WHERE `ID`=55725; -- 55725 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Gather ''round cubs and hear the tale of "$p and the dreaded Silken Shadows"...' WHERE `ID`=55797; -- 55797 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Something profound."$b$BThere. Now whenever someone asks you what Lee Mugfinder said to you at your first meeting, it will always be something profound.' WHERE `ID`=55809; -- 55809 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The "End Time," I once called this place. I had not seen, by then; I did not know. You hope to... what? Stop me, here? Change the fate I worked so tirelessly to weave?' WHERE `ID`=55981; -- 55981 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"But it''s too thick around!", you might say.' WHERE `ID`=56004; -- 56004 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"But it''s too hard!", you might say.' WHERE `ID`=56009; -- 56009 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"But that''s impossible!", you might say.' WHERE `ID`=56012; -- 56012 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='"Research?" Sure.' WHERE `ID`=56128; -- 56128 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Were you looking to Reforge an item? I no longer provide such services. + +The ethereals of "Three Winds" in Stormwind''s Cathedral District will help you, though. + +Any of the city''s guards can provide directions.', `FemaleText`='Were you looking to Reforge an item? I no longer provide such services. + +The ethereals of "Three Winds" in Stormwind''s Cathedral District will help you, though. + +Any of the city''s guards can provide directions.' WHERE `ID`=56178; -- 56178 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Welcome to the Imperial Granary.$b$BThough not so "imperious" today with this sprite infestation. Oh, um, you didn''t hear that. Or see, for that matter.$b$BIn fact, can you not tell anyone you ever came here and especially not say anything about this sprite fiasco?' WHERE `ID`=56193; -- 56193 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='If you ever find yourself travelling to the west off the beaten path keep a weather eye out for my eccentric father. He never enjoyed the increased business from the Stormstouts.$b$BI grew up listening to how we were "brewing out originallity." He is quite the beer snob.$b$BStill, he might have a trinket or story you might find interesting.' WHERE `ID`=56198; -- 56198 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The dragon you''re looking for goes by the name "Creed."' WHERE `ID`=56481; -- 56481 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Her name is "Nalice." And until recently she stood at Wyrmrest Temple as the representative of the black dragonflight. Now? She''s on the run.' WHERE `ID`=56569; -- 56569 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Cling while you can, "heroes." You and your world are doomed.' WHERE `ID`=56625; -- 56625 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='At last! A challenge! Let us test your mettle, "champion".' WHERE `ID`=56671; -- 56671 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Ah, $p! These "sunwalkers" may not be the Hidden Master, but their fighting style is unlike anything I have ever seen.$b$bI intend to learn from them.' WHERE `ID`=56919; -- 56919 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I''m going to my room. Feel free to tell my aunt about how you "heroically" saved me from myself or whatever.' WHERE `ID`=57080; -- 57080 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Stand solo against a yeti with nothing but a bowie knife while wearing a loincloth and you''ll earn yourself the title of "lucky" as well.' WHERE `ID`=57219; -- 57219 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Step two: say the words. "Heed my call, waters of pain, and bring forth, Torjari''s Bane!"' WHERE `ID`=57227; -- 57227 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='No, you were right. You did put "BIG" into "big game hunting". You done me proud son!' WHERE `ID`=57277; -- 57277 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Just go away! Zhu''s Watch takes care of itself. We don''t need any help from so-called "adventurers!"' WHERE `ID`=57433; -- 57433 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Did you hear? Dezco named one of the twins "$p".' WHERE `ID`=57470; -- 57470 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Face these "mantid" $p and we''ll continue our assault on the Mogu. With luck, we should join you shortly.' WHERE `ID`=57494; -- 57494 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Indeed! The young one on my chest is named "Kor", for my oldest friend.$b$bAnd this young champion on my back is named "$p", for his savior.' WHERE `ID`=57507; -- 57507 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Come on boys, let''s leave him to his "farming." Ho ho ho!' WHERE `ID`=57518; -- 57518 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The "failed" siege was merely a feint, of course. You didn''t realize?' WHERE `ID`=57658; -- 57658 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='That Bramblestaff boy is down in the wilds, fraternizing with those "tauren" at Thunder Cleft. He''s looking for trouble, if you ask me.$b$bYou want to join him?' WHERE `ID`=57667; -- 57667 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='That Bramblestaff boy is down in the wilds, fraternizing with those "tauren" at Dawnchaser Retreat. He''s looking for trouble, if you ask me.$b$bYou want to join him?' WHERE `ID`=57668; -- 57668 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='That Bramblestaff boy is down in the wilds, fraternizing with those "night elves" at the place they call "the Incursion". He''s looking for trouble, if you ask me.$b$bYou want to join him?' WHERE `ID`=57669; -- 57669 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='These "elf" creatures. Can they be trusted?', `FemaleText`='These "elf" creatures. Can they be trusted?' WHERE `ID`=57786; -- 57786 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='I think I''ll just stick with "silk-getting guy".' WHERE `ID`=57848; -- 57848 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Did he say "horrible monster"?' WHERE `ID`=57849; -- 57849 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Alright, done with the little guys! Let''s move on to this "horrible silk monster"!' WHERE `ID`=57852; -- 57852 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Way back in the old times the mogu would put little traps like this around the world to stop people from portalling this way and that. It''s powered by the people who get stuck in it and won''t turn off until they are dead.$b$bIt''s like mama Bramblestaff always used to say: "Don''t put your hand in a stranger''s portal."' WHERE `ID`=58074; -- 58074 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='My time with the Red Crane was short, but I learned a great deal under his tutelage.$B$BThis foe--this "sha" energy--is unlike anything we''ve ever faced. It is the physical manifestation of emotional turmoil, bottled in the land for centuries$B$BThis emotional energy has now burst forth to find living, feeling hosts in which to reside.$B$BThe sha threatens to wash over the whole continent, possibly the world, if we do not aid the pandaren in facing it down!' WHERE `ID`=58180; -- 58180 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Pa says we''ve faced worse. But when he says "we" he means people like his great great grandfather.$b$bThe worst thing I''ve ever had to face was a grummle angry that his yak wasn''t smelly enough.' WHERE `ID`=58371; -- 58371 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Whaddaya mean Fish is a weird name, too? It ain''t weird at all, buddy! I was named after dem fishes in the lake!$B$BNow just now what''s a "$n," eh? I ask ya that!' WHERE `ID`=58906; -- 58906 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='All''s clear, $n. Don''t let down your guard, though. Those virmen can tunnel faster than you can say "Virmen a hole!"' WHERE `ID`=59232; -- 59232 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I call this move "The Snowplow!"' WHERE `ID`=59430; -- 59430 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Ahem.$B$B"I reckon there just ain''t enough hours in the day!"$B$BHow did that sound? Too forced? You think it would fly at the market?' WHERE `ID`=59499; -- 59499 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Well, sometimes veggies get to sprouting SO beautifully, they practically beg to be pilfered.$B$BGrandpa said a keen plainshawk could spot a prize pumpkin better than anyone at the market, and it''d make for it quicker than a... err....$B$B"Quicker than a hozen in heat."$B$BI guess you could say stuff like that back then?$B$BThe point is, you''ll just have to defend alluring crops from critters!' WHERE `ID`=59534; -- 59534 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Wild?! Now that''s a surprise! Grandpa used to tell stories about having to wrestle his wild crops into submission.$B$B"Yoonie," he used to say, "don''t be afraid to slap your scallions around."$B$BI always thought he was just being gross.' WHERE `ID`=59536; -- 59536 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Runty! Hah! Now that''s a term I haven''t heard in awhile!$B$BGrandpa used to call me that when I refused to get up and go somewhere. He''d grab the nape of my neck and hoist me up "like a runty turnip" he would say.$B$BThese crops just need a helping hand getting vertical. Get a firm grip on them and lift.' WHERE `ID`=59537; -- 59537 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Stubborn weeds! They''re a constant nuisance, creeping up in the soil and threatening to take over your land.$B$BBefore you can till that plot, you need to rip the weed out. There''s no trick to it, really - just grab it and pull!$B$BIn the words of my grandpa, "you just gotta be more ornery than the weed!"' WHERE `ID`=59540; -- 59540 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Yes... why don''t you "escort" me out of here.', `FemaleText`='Yes... why don''t you "escort" me out of here.' WHERE `ID`=59730; -- 59730 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='When these monsters came, the Shado-Pan got so serious... they kept saying, "Sha". What''s that?' WHERE `ID`=59734; -- 59734 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Still clinging to the tailfeathers of Chi-Ji, and his idiotic notions of "hope"?' WHERE `ID`=60039; -- 60039 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Some argue Brother Rabbitsfoot has more good fortune than I, the Lucky Eightcoins.$b$bAt this I laugh.$b$bIt is simple: he is called "brother", I am called "Lucky". Obviously I am of more luck.' WHERE `ID`=60256; -- 60256 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Aw, heck no. That''s just how I make my beer.$b$bMuddy water, you see... it''s got little bugs in it, that ferment your ale for you. Some folks use real yeast, grown in a fancy brewery under controlled conditions and what have you. I use muddy water.$b$bIt''s kind of my thing.$b$bI guess I''m just not what you''d call "cultured".' WHERE `ID`=60520; -- 60520 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The mantid are attacking, and we are shamefully unprepared.$b$bUnder normal circumstances, our enemy is quite predictable. We anticipated that the next full-scale mantid attack would hit in about ten years, as they do so regularly every hundred.$b$bThis current invasion is hardly "full-scale", but it''s still strong enough to catch a farming village unawares. Had my Shado-Pan not been keeping such a watchful vigil on the wall, Stoneplow might have already fallen.' WHERE `ID`=60542; -- 60542 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='I could have beat you today you know. All I needed to do was to switch to my "Ale Stance" sooner.' WHERE `ID`=60819; -- 60819 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Enjoy the taste of victory, for now. Next time we fight, you will taste the bitterness of defeat.$b$bIn fact, I think I''ll name my next brew that. "The Bitterness of Defeat." Doesn''t roll of the tongue but it takes a special kind of failure to make one drink a brew named that.' WHERE `ID`=60820; -- 60820 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Ah! The "hero" who stole my spotlight at Stoneplow.$b$bI kid, I kid. That was a great battle. I am honored to have fought by your side.' WHERE `ID`=60862; -- 60862 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Wikket thinks it won? Ha! Master Boom Boom never say "surrender"! Stalemate!' WHERE `ID`=60875; -- 60875 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Try to understand, grummle. This is a temple to Niuzao, the great Black Ox. We are servants to him, and keepers of this temple. We do not "replace yaks".' WHERE `ID`=61113; -- 61113 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Fine. There are plenty of wild yaks near the lake to the north. You can "replace" your yak with one of those.' WHERE `ID`=61117; -- 61117 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Don''t you "snow lily" me! I was- WE- were worried sick about you.' WHERE `ID`=61222; -- 61222 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Your clan is so low that hozen tell "stupid" jokes about them!' WHERE `ID`=61293; -- 61293 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='What he created, was the "grummle."' WHERE `ID`=61465; -- 61465 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Look, "Chen Stormstout," we all can''t be heroes, running from our responsibilities, tromping around the Dread Wastes, saving the world. Some of us are "Artists."' WHERE `ID`=61473; -- 61473 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='There are some that would call us barbarians... the "mongrel races" of Azeroth.' WHERE `ID`=61587; -- 61587 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='They are a very superstitious people, who often take on the names of their favorite charms, or "Luckydos."' WHERE `ID`=61647; -- 61647 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='These negative emotions can manifest in physical form. We call this dark energy "Sha."' WHERE `ID`=61705; -- 61705 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='What is a "luckydo"?', `FemaleText`='What is a "luckydo"?' WHERE `ID`=61779; -- 61779 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='This... "filth" defeated the adjunct and saw to my Wakening.' WHERE `ID`=62012; -- 62012 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Oh... well.. you know... "they".' WHERE `ID`=62479; -- 62479 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='No, my student, look at these words here: "vessel", "quench", "recipe"...' WHERE `ID`=62527; -- 62527 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='"Incantations fae and primal"... that must refer to the Rikkitun sprites.' WHERE `ID`=62542; -- 62542 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Well now! Who knew such a beautiful thing was hiding here? I can see that this "Alliance" of yours cuts with precision in order to change the world around you. Interesting.' WHERE `ID`=62632; -- 62632 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I am a "Lorewalker" - a historian of sorts for my people. My instrument is the spoken word.' WHERE `ID`=62633; -- 62633 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Let''s see here...$B$B"Finding the proper f-stop. The f-number is the focal length divided by the ''effective'' aperture diameter."$B$BThis is making my head hurt.', `FemaleText`='Let''s see here...$B$B"Finding the proper f-stop. The f-number is the focal length divided by the ''effective'' aperture diameter."$B$BThis is making my head hurt.' WHERE `ID`=63431; -- 63431 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"...focusing at the hyperfocal distance ensures maximum sharpness from half this distance all the way to infinity..."', `FemaleText`='"...focusing at the hyperfocal distance ensures maximum sharpness from half this distance all the way to infinity..."' WHERE `ID`=63437; -- 63437 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Hey, what do you suppose your "hyperfocal distance" is right now?', `FemaleText`='Hey, what do you suppose your "hyperfocal distance" is right now?' WHERE `ID`=63438; -- 63438 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Don''t mind those two idiots outside - they''re caught up in some fad called "sharking."$B$BI''d wager they feel pretty dumb about that picture in a couple of months.' WHERE `ID`=63459; -- 63459 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Cho said you were a "hooman". Is that like a hozen?', `FemaleText`='Cho said you were a "hooman". Is that like a hozen?' WHERE `ID`=63535; -- 63535 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Hello fellow angler! Have you been around these parts long? Me and my buddy "Big Hook" here travel far and wide looking for the next big catch!$b$bWe ran into this place by accident and the locals were friendly with both their supplies and booze so we decided to stick around!' WHERE `ID`=63548; -- 63548 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I swear I saw that little Syra Goldendraft giving my boy "the looks". Can''t have that.' WHERE `ID`=63573; -- 63573 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Ah! Good! You made it. It is time to teach these "pirate" hozen why they should not raid our villages.' WHERE `ID`=63624; -- 63624 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='There is another visitor from beyond the mists here. "Chen Stormstout" he is called. He is Pandaren, but from a different homeland.' WHERE `ID`=63663; -- 63663 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='One day, a father grew tired of his young cub''s misbehavior. "You act just like a hozen!" the father scolded. Still, his son misbehaved.' WHERE `ID`=63740; -- 63740 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='To teach him a lesson, the father dragged the cub out to the forest, to watch how the hozen live. "Do you see what the hozen are like?" he asked. "Do you want to live like that?"' WHERE `ID`=63741; -- 63741 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"I learned that we work and toil on our little farm, but that the hozen have the whole world as their garden," the cub said. "I learned that we squint by the light of a single candle, but that the hozen enjoy the light of the stars. I learned that I go to school every day, but that the hozen learn by doing."' WHERE `ID`=63744; -- 63744 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='And the cub concluded, "I should very much like to live like a hozen!"' WHERE `ID`=63745; -- 63745 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Dear Soggy, if you are reading this it means you finally worked up the guts to send someone after the old charter. Well, you''re too late."' WHERE `ID`=63781; -- 63781 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"We know the Mist-Hopper wasn''t hired to venture this far beyond the wall. We know it was supposed to be a routine job off the coast of Jade Forest."' WHERE `ID`=63782; -- 63782 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"What should have been a week of easy fishing turned into a wild misadventure that ran us aground in the most dangerous place on the continent and nearly got us all killed, because you couldn''t stop chasing your hunches."' WHERE `ID`=63783; -- 63783 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"We just wanted to say: Thank you."' WHERE `ID`=63784; -- 63784 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Thank you for chasing fortune on the distant horizon. Thank you for dreaming. And most of all, thank you for bringing us along."' WHERE `ID`=63785; -- 63785 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"We''ll always be your crew, Soggy. Ship or no ship. We''d follow you anywhere."' WHERE `ID`=63786; -- 63786 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Sincerely, all of us. Even Dog."' WHERE `ID`=63787; -- 63787 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The "orc" tried to punch me.' WHERE `ID`=63860; -- 63860 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Koa," they said, "Go guard the well." That''s what they said.' WHERE `ID`=63931; -- 63931 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I am the "retrieval expert" for her ladyship, Madam Goya. It is her will that guides the ebb and flow of travel on this road.$b$bIt is my role to ensure certain less scrupulous types do not take advantage of her ladyship''s hospitality.' WHERE `ID`=64020; -- 64020 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='What is this "sha"? Where did it come from?', `FemaleText`='What is this "sha"? Where did it come from?' WHERE `ID`=64229; -- 64229 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Ever see a kracken before? Old Jin claims to have caught one, once upon a time, but let it go on acount of it looked too "gamey."$b$bWe have a betting pool going to see if he ever finds it again.' WHERE `ID`=64279; -- 64279 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='You probably have seen the ships crashed off our shores. Would any of those happen to be yours?$b$bThe mists often bring us a number of "gifts" like that.' WHERE `ID`=64285; -- 64285 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Someone was saying I was "overhealing" the other day. I am so confused.', `FemaleText`='Someone was saying I was "overhealing" the other day. I am so confused.' WHERE `ID`=64333; -- 64333 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='One of the initiates pulled a prank on me the other day. He said I was supposed to sniff his "healing mists". There was nothing healing about that mist.', `FemaleText`='One of the initiates pulled a prank on me the other day. He said I was supposed to sniff his "healing mists". There was nothing healing about that mist.' WHERE `ID`=64346; -- 64346 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I once saw a strange creature in the Grummle Bazaar. It looked like a haunched over jinyu but was mean and said something like "Mrggmrmrgmgmgl".$b$bI guess one of the grummles brought it up from the coastline.', `FemaleText`='I once saw a strange creature in the Grummle Bazaar. It looked like a haunched over jinyu but was mean and said something like "Mrggmrmrgmgmgl".$b$bI guess one of the grummles brought it up from the coastline.' WHERE `ID`=64437; -- 64437 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='We wrecked out here after Soggy took us way off course from our original charter. Thought he could pull a fast one on us. Hah!$B$BTruthfully, we''re all glad he tried. Not one of us is an "easy day''s work" kinda person.' WHERE `ID`=64669; -- 64669 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Say "hello" to "goodbye"!' WHERE `ID`=64794; -- 64794 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Hardly anyone. It''s guarded by a group called "The Golden Lotus." Members of the Golden Lotus are hand-picked by the Celestials to maintain a vigil over the Vale, but few are chosen.$b$bI''ve heard stories about the Vale since I was a cub. Can you believe such a place actually exists?$b$bDo you think the legends of the pools are true? I wish I could see for myself!' WHERE `ID`=64797; -- 64797 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Hah! Spoken like a true disciple of Garrosh Hellscream. Our "Warchief" would be proud.$b$bBut MY horde does not fight unarmed children. Nor would I dare bring our war to this sacred chamber, in the presence of an August Celestial himself.$b$bBesides, this little one has earned the friendship and trust of High Chieftain Baine Bloodhoof. For that reason, consider him under my protection.$b$bFor now.' WHERE `ID`=64983; -- 64983 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='[%s] confesses: I have "borrowed" things from my guild bank.', `FemaleText`='[%s] confesses: I have "borrowed" things from my guild bank.' WHERE `ID`=64991; -- 64991 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I thought all was lost when the yaungol attacked our home. It is cliche, but the old monks are right when they say: "When one door shuts, another opens."$b$bOr something like that. Wasn''t too big on their teachings.' WHERE `ID`=65055; -- 65055 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='...hic...!$B$B...what is a... what is a "gus"...?' WHERE `ID`=65084; -- 65084 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='It is very good to see you again, $n! I trust the weapons I gave you at Ravenholdt have served you well?$b$bI have another "assignment" for you here in Pandaria. This will again require all of your skills, and again I assure you... it will be worth it!$b$bBefore we begin, it''s important that you familiarize yourself with the lay of the land. Come visit me once you have earned more experience here.' WHERE `ID`=65120; -- 65120 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I have chosen the name "Wrathion." To my knowledge, I am the last of the black dragons.$b$bMy father was Deathwing, the Worldbreaker, the Aspect of Death, the Destroyer... But I hope you will not hold that against me.$b$bI have no love for my father, whose corruption destroyed my race, or for the red dragonflight, who stole away and experimented on my egg to create me.$b$bLet''s just say, I am... unaffiliated. And I am always on the lookout for like-minded heroes.' WHERE `ID`=65123; -- 65123 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Could the waters of this vale be the fabled "Pools of Youth?" Perhaps immortality is within our grasp once again...' WHERE `ID`=65143; -- 65143 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='To be honest, I did not believe the truth of Vaeldrin''s visions at first. But this place radiates an unusual magic - could these be the fabled "Pools of Youth?"' WHERE `ID`=65146; -- 65146 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='We have witnessed your "help" in the Jade Forest. This "Horde," this "Alliance" of yours - you have no control over your own nature. You leave misery in your wake.' WHERE `ID`=65217; -- 65217 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='When I say: "Who''s the Master?" You say: "Shonuf!"' WHERE `ID`=65503; -- 65503 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='He grew and grew and grew, SO big, that now some people call him "The Wandering Isle."' WHERE `ID`=65589; -- 65589 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Especially Hao! Liu Lang once said, "Noble is he who always asks questions."' WHERE `ID`=65595; -- 65595 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='"We should all be like children, for the world is our elder, and has many things to teach us."' WHERE `ID`=65596; -- 65596 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='It''s not a sad story! Liu Lang himself said, "Never mourn a life well-lived."' WHERE `ID`=65618; -- 65618 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I thought this was a tournament of "strength." Yet I see only weakness.' WHERE `ID`=65667; -- 65667 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='It is said, "Turn your face towards the sun, and the shadows will fall behind you."$b$bI hope you find many bright days ahead of you, $n!' WHERE `ID`=65910; -- 65910 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Legend has it that Liu Lang once set out to explore the seas beyond Pandaria on the back of a giant turtle. Every few years, he would come back, always seeking new explorers to travel with him. To this day, whenever a pandaren is daydreaming or staring off into space, we ask if they''re "waiting for the turtle."$b$bMost pandaren aren''t very adventurous - they like to stay close to hearth and home. But some of us are still dreamers... Tonight we gather at Turtle Beach on the southern coast to gaze out at the sea and celebrate Liu Lang''s spirit of adventure.$b$bIt''s called the Wanderer''s Festival.', `FemaleText`='Legend has it that Liu Lang once set out to explore the seas beyond Pandaria on the back of a giant turtle. Every few years, he would come back, always seeking new explorers to travel with him. To this day, whenever a pandaren is daydreaming or staring off into space, we ask if they''re "waiting for the turtle."$b$bMost pandaren aren''t very adventurous - they like to stay close to hearth and home. But some of us are still dreamers... Tonight we gather at Turtle Beach on the southern coast to gaze out at the sea and celebrate Liu Lang''s spirit of adventure.$b$bIt''s called the Wanderer''s Festival.' WHERE `ID`=65944; -- 65944 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Welcome, $n!$b$bThis is the "Wanderer''s Festival," where we celebrate the deeds of the first pandaren explorer and gather on the beach to gaze out across the sea.$b$bThere was a time when the mists that cloaked Pandaria were so thick, sometimes you couldn''t even see that large rock just off the shore there. Now look at it - what a glorious night! I''m glad you are here for this.' WHERE `ID`=65947; -- 65947 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='This place is all shiny. Not sure I like it. Seems like it is missing that "lived in" smell.' WHERE `ID`=65965; -- 65965 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Your "Empress" has fallen. The Klaxxi have pronounced judgment. Stand aside or be brushed away.' WHERE `ID`=66026; -- 66026 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='When the usurpers came - the ones you call "Titans" - Y''shaarj was destroyed.' WHERE `ID`=66047; -- 66047 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='You come to see ol'' Tapin, eh? Hear ''bout my nickname? There was a time they called me "the barber" on account of my skill with skinnin''.' WHERE `ID`=66165; -- 66165 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Ah! Here we are. Over 14,000 years ago, this entire land was ruled by a terrible race of warlords called "the mogu."' WHERE `ID`=66180; -- 66180 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I have heard of your "heroism," Locust. They say your raids on mogu labor camps and farmlands delayed the completion of the wall by decades.' WHERE `ID`=66293; -- 66293 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='When she tried to forbid the swarm, it was to prevent, as she put it, "a senseless loss of life."' WHERE `ID`=66310; -- 66310 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='How would you like to suddenly become "intrigued" by your own thorax? I bet your skilled hands could perform a self-vivisection in mere seconds if they were properly compelled.' WHERE `ID`=66323; -- 66323 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The Klaxxi said they needed someone to continue punishing fools in a future generation.$B$BI told them, "I''m your mantid."' WHERE `ID`=66360; -- 66360 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='One day, the beloved monk issued a challenge to his fellow slaves. "Hit me!" he called out.' WHERE `ID`=66426; -- 66426 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Our backs are hardened by the whips of the mogu," he told them. "Our arms are powerful from building their fortresses. Our minds are sharp from working alongside our enemy. You think the mogu are stronger? I say we are their strength!"' WHERE `ID`=66428; -- 66428 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The farmers, the bricklayers, the shepherds and the smiths... they all bowed before Kang. "Teach us," they said. "Teach us to fight."' WHERE `ID`=66429; -- 66429 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Mister Pleeb is teaching me how to be a taxidermist. Personally I think he is a little too dated and could benefit from a little gnomish "engi-nuity."' WHERE `ID`=66728; -- 66728 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"And that is how the shining blade came to, and left, Pandaria, its final destination unknown."$B$BOur people''s lore is a woven quilt of rich stories. It is my job to bind the tomes so that they may last a thousand lifetimes.' WHERE `ID`=66823; -- 66823 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='These "elf" creatures. Can they be trusted?', `FemaleText`='These "elf" creatures. Can they be trusted?' WHERE `ID`=67000; -- 67000 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I don''t know about this "Alliance", but you look trustworthy. I''ll gather everyone up and meet you when we''re ready to rebuild!' WHERE `ID`=67234; -- 67234 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I don''t know about this "Horde", but you look trustworthy. I''ll gather everyone up and meet you when we''re ready to rebuild!' WHERE `ID`=67236; -- 67236 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Ho, $n! That was some big mess you cleaned up! Well, I''d say you did your "duty" for the day. Go and get some rest. Plenty to do here tomorrow!', `FemaleText`='Ho, $n! That was some big mess you cleaned up! Well, I''d say you did your "duty" for the day. Go and get some rest. Plenty to do here tomorrow!' WHERE `ID`=67331; -- 67331 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I''m pretty sure this "valve" is a toenail. Goblins...' WHERE `ID`=67458; -- 67458 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I''m on important business for his majesty.$b$b"Need to know" buisness. And you don''t need to know!' WHERE `ID`=67477; -- 67477 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Alliance "hero." Let''s see how you fight without a flying warship to cover your back!' WHERE `ID`=67494; -- 67494 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Improvise." Humph.' WHERE `ID`=67513; -- 67513 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Your foe was overwhelmed by a dark energy we call the"Sha." It thrives on negative emotions, such as doubt.' WHERE `ID`=67706; -- 67706 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I have seen your sky-fortress. Your people have an interesting notion of "peace."' WHERE `ID`=67708; -- 67708 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Your foe was overwhelmed by a dark energy we call the"Sha." It thrives on negative emotions, such as doubt.' WHERE `ID`=67753; -- 67753 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='It is said that "Wisdom lights the path."$b$b...But wisdom never kept me from stubbing my toe at night.' WHERE `ID`=67803; -- 67803 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Your "Empress" has fallen. The Klaxxi have pronounced judgment. Stand aside or be brushed away.' WHERE `ID`=67841; -- 67841 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Unscathed," indeed.' WHERE `ID`=67846; -- 67846 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='When the usurpers came - the ones you call "Titans" - Y''shaarj was destroyed.' WHERE `ID`=67856; -- 67856 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Keep going, you''re almost there!$b$bThis is my third trip through the pass. I wish I could say it was getting easier!$b$bWhen you get to the top, there''s a wonderful inn called the "Tavern in the Mist." Keep your weapons close, though. You''ll run across all kinds of characters.' WHERE `ID`=68498; -- 68498 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='<The words of Malik echo through your mind.>$B$B"Heroes never die."' WHERE `ID`=68562; -- 68562 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I lost "Scrutiny."', `FemaleText`='I lost "Scrutiny."' WHERE `ID`=68811; -- 68811 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Collecting "distilled" fuel.', `FemaleText`='Collecting "distilled" fuel.' WHERE `ID`=68958; -- 68958 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Wolves in captivity? We should "rescue" these poor animals.' WHERE `ID`=68995; -- 68995 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Time to test my new "Fly-Diggy Wing" upgrade! Hang on!' WHERE `ID`=68999; -- 68999 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Back at the barracks, I heard murmurings of this "sha."$B$BYou should have heard the crazy stories - sha possessing our strongest troops? Simply tales to scare children.$B$BThe sha are nothing that I and my sisters cannot handle.' WHERE `ID`=69192; -- 69192 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Indeed? It appears I have much to learn from these "mogu."' WHERE `ID`=69230; -- 69230 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Interpreting program "Hello World". Line 1: Blow up in enemy''s face.' WHERE `ID`=69315; -- 69315 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Well, I''ve spent weeks trying to understand how to summon one of these things. If you know something I don''t, I''d appreciate it if you''d share it with us "lesser" mortals.' WHERE `ID`=69385; -- 69385 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Every day I ask myself: "What''s the right thing to do?"' WHERE `ID`=69454; -- 69454 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='What I did find, however, was the final resting place of the infamous "Monkey King."' WHERE `ID`=69528; -- 69528 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The tricky part is, he was frozen in jade while dueling a mogu that history names "The Jade Warlord."' WHERE `ID`=69530; -- 69530 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Why do they call me "toasty"? + +You really gonna ask me that? Look, it''s not MY fault that the chemicals reacted that way! Blame SCIENCE!' WHERE `ID`=69786; -- 69786 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Jaina Proudmoore now sits as head of the Kirin Tor and rules Dalaran.$b$bThat puts the citadel square in the hands of the Alliance no matter how much Aethas brags about neutrality.$b$bThis young upstart may have forgotten, but the Alliance tried to imprison and massacre our people during the third war.$b$bForgive me if I do not share his faith in their... "neutrality".' WHERE `ID`=69817; -- 69817 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I refuse to take your guesses if you aren''t participating in the brawl yourself. You need "skin in the game", if you will. + +Go talk to one of the guards and queue for the brawl. Then we can play.' WHERE `ID`=69971; -- 69971 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I ain''t gonna support you if you ain''t brawlin'' yourself. You need "skin in the game", chief. + +Go talk to one of them guards and tell ''em you wanna fight. Then we can play.' WHERE `ID`=69979; -- 69979 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='By order of the Warchief this "city" is now under Martial Law. Any who refuse the will of the Warchief shall be branded as traitors!' WHERE `ID`=69982; -- 69982 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='How... many... of your own people must you kill... so you can have "your" Horde back?' WHERE `ID`=69994; -- 69994 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Awed by its power, the Thunder King described the instrument as "the voice of the gods," and named it the Divine Bell.' WHERE `ID`=70161; -- 70161 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='There, he earned the name "Lo''Gosh," or "Ghost Wolf."' WHERE `ID`=70333; -- 70333 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Disguised as "nifty nibs", never to fall into mogu hands.' WHERE `ID`=70416; -- 70416 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='If "Garrosh" has the bell than there is only one thing to do,' WHERE `ID`=70419; -- 70419 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='What is all this nonsense about a"purge?"', `FemaleText`='What is all this nonsense about a"purge?"' WHERE `ID`=70452; -- 70452 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='"Nairi, lift this thing!", they always shout. Why not "Nairi, show us your dance moves!"? I''m a great dancer.' WHERE `ID`=70742; -- 70742 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Voodoo"' WHERE `ID`=70796; -- 70796 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='''Dese "Mogu," dey workin'' wicked dark magic here.' WHERE `ID`=70799; -- 70799 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I will try to lead the "King" back to Lion''s Landing and see if I can''t persuade him to volunteer the information we need. In the meantime, I would say try to solve his riddles and meet us there.' WHERE `ID`=70817; -- 70817 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='It would seem this "sha" energy is far more powerful than I previously thought.' WHERE `ID`=71003; -- 71003 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='An engraving reads: "Spill No Evil!"', `FemaleText`='An engraving reads: "Spill No Evil!"' WHERE `ID`=71033; -- 71033 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Saurok who worship Kroshik only do so because they are scared.$b$bThey pretend that we are all just little walking devilsaurs, proving our "strength" to gain the favor of an invisible, all-powerful devilsaur that lives in the sky.$b$bThat is truly what they believe.$b$bWe are not devilsaurs. We are saurok. And when we die, there will be no eternal hunt, no promised paradise, no punishment for the weak, and no Kros. We will be eaten, and our remains thrown into the filth-pool. And that is all. I have seen it.' WHERE `ID`=71431; -- 71431 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Some saur-priests call me traitor. "Kroshik does not hunt in the sea," they say.$b$bI follow the path of Kros, but I do not agree with these priests. Kroshik hunts WHEREVER HE CAN, and so do I.$b$bThese priests and their stubborn, closed-mind idea of Kroshik have no place in today''s Skumblades.' WHERE `ID`=71479; -- 71479 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='They''ve been chanting: "Kill the mogu" all day. Whatever Aethas has you doing, it''s working.' WHERE `ID`=71556; -- 71556 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"EVERYTHING IS OK"' WHERE `ID`=71574; -- 71574 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT"' WHERE `ID`=71575; -- 71575 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"$N WILL MAKE IT ALL BETTER"' WHERE `ID`=71576; -- 71576 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"THANK YOU"' WHERE `ID`=71583; -- 71583 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Did you just say "hello"?', `FemaleText`='Did you just say "hello"?' WHERE `ID`=71624; -- 71624 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Nah. I said "Hallo." But that''s close enough.$b$bBye now.' WHERE `ID`=71625; -- 71625 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Your "Alliance" is all flash, no strength whatsoever.' WHERE `ID`=71917; -- 71917 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Your "Horde" is a disgusting pack of animals, hardly worth enslaving.' WHERE `ID`=71918; -- 71918 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='But know this, "Blood" Elf: There can be no peace while Hellscream is Warchief of the Horde.' WHERE `ID`=71945; -- 71945 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='These insects do not know their place, Gara''jal. If you wish to prove your "might" on such weaklings, it matters not to me.' WHERE `ID`=72049; -- 72049 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='His followers fell to their knees before him. "We will call you ''The Lightning King,''" they said.' WHERE `ID`=72111; -- 72111 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Lightning strikes in an instant and is over in a flash," he said.' WHERE `ID`=72114; -- 72114 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"But thunder. Thunder! Thunder proclaims the coming of the storm."' WHERE `ID`=72115; -- 72115 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Thunder quakes the skies long before the lightning strikes, and thunder echoes in the hills long after lightning''s power is spent."' WHERE `ID`=72116; -- 72116 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"It is thunder that sends animals cowering and fills the hearts of peasants with dread. Let thunder be my herald, so that my power is felt throughout the land."' WHERE `ID`=72117; -- 72117 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"I will be... The Thunder King."' WHERE `ID`=72118; -- 72118 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='I''ve decided to write a book. "The Mysteries of Mogu Magic." Has a nice ring to it, don''t you think?' WHERE `ID`=72222; -- 72222 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='You''ve found another stone! What have we learned? The "curse of flesh" made the mogu mortal. Ah - but later, they found a way to reverse the process. A clever race.' WHERE `ID`=72362; -- 72362 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The mogu served a Titan keeper. His name was "Ra." In the mogu tongue, "Ra-den" means "Master Ra." Fascinating! I must know more!' WHERE `ID`=72363; -- 72363 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Here, there is mention of an Old God. "Y''Shaarj." A beast with seven heads, who breathed darkness. I suspect that thing was the source of the sha that haunts Pandaria to this day.' WHERE `ID`=72365; -- 72365 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='This runestone speaks of a "Cradle of Life." A place where the Titans could create new creatures. Oh - of course - the Vale of Eternal Blossoms! It was a living laboratory, much like Un''goro Crater or Sholazar Basin.' WHERE `ID`=72366; -- 72366 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Here, this fragment speaks of "The Winged Legions of Y''Shaarj." Servants of an Old God? Could this mean the mantid?' WHERE `ID`=72368; -- 72368 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='This runestone is more recent than the others. Something about "The sleeping keeper." I think it''s referring to Ra-Den. But why was he asleep?' WHERE `ID`=72369; -- 72369 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Champion, I need time to... "digest" what I have learned. But soon, we will take action.' WHERE `ID`=72388; -- 72388 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='These insects have not yet learned their place, Gara''jal. If you wish to prove your "might" on such weaklings it matters not to me.' WHERE `ID`=72506; -- 72506 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Ahaha, get a load ''a me, mon!$b$bGriftah be back again! New stall, and brand new wares, and ready to pass on the deals to ya!$b$bWant more luck for deh mountains? Want tah buy the best "luckydo" ya ever smelled? Well step right up and don'' be talkin'' to grummles. Just let your good ol'' friend Griftah lead ya right.$b$bThese miraculous baubles be cheap at tripple the price!' WHERE `ID`=72537; -- 72537 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='And to think, my friends say I "troll" too much. I must show them you, Griftah.' WHERE `ID`=72543; -- 72543 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Ya grummles be good sports. I be likin'' the cut of your jib.$b$bFor dat reason, I be willing to part with this "Luckydo Kazoo" which be makin'' only deh most luckiest of music.' WHERE `ID`=72545; -- 72545 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Ya can''t be riding yaks into the mountains without a bonified "Lucktug"! That be madness! Lemme sell ya some for cheap.' WHERE `ID`=72546; -- 72546 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Watch my back while I activate the forge. Did you know that all dragons innately understand the language of the Titans? No doubt a part of their "grand design."' WHERE `ID`=72559; -- 72559 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Security Protocols?" Ridiculous. Why were the Titans so obsessed with hiding all of their wonderful toys?' WHERE `ID`=72563; -- 72563 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='What''s this - "Anomaly detected." Anomaly?' WHERE `ID`=72570; -- 72570 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The saurok intrigue me.$b$bSo much so, in fact, that some have started calling me "Skumblade Steve".' WHERE `ID`=72759; -- 72759 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='The Pandaren are deeply concerned about the return of this "Thunder King." But I''m more concerned about the Horde. We can talk during the flight.' WHERE `ID`=72764; -- 72764 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Over 12,000 years ago, the Mogu empire was founded by Lei Shen, "The Thunder King."' WHERE `ID`=72765; -- 72765 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Pandaren legends tell of Lei Shen, "The Thunder King." He was the brutal founder of the Mogu empire over 12,000 years ago.' WHERE `ID`=72781; -- 72781 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='But, in defeating him, we must seek out the source of his great power. We must claim it for ourselves, as leverage against our "Warchief."' WHERE `ID`=72794; -- 72794 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='So today as I was gathering supplies, I found a wandering sherpa who sold exotic potions and oils. One of the more strange oils he had was known as a "love potion" for fish. $b $b Nevermind how he created it, just know that the stuff REALLY works! It DOUBLED the Redbelly Mandarin population in his pond! $b $b I found him at the lake north of Niuzao Temple. You''d probably do some good if you helped even out the population there.' WHERE `ID`=72895; -- 72895 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='I can count alllll the way to "nine-ten." Listen!$B$B<Milly counts on her fingers and toes.>$B$BOne, two, three, five, six, umm... seven, eight, nine-ten!$B$BWait, I missed one...' WHERE `ID`=72971; -- 72971 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='<A hefty tome with a well-worn cover and bits of earth stuck in the bindings. It looks like Yoon has been carrying on tradition and recording the history of Sunsong Ranch in this journal. It lies open to his last entry: a note addressed to you!>$B$B"Thank you for restoring my family''s land to its former glory. I am on to bigger things; It is your turn to fill in these pages now."' WHERE `ID`=73039; -- 73039 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Boss Bazzelflange wants more people fighting, and she wants ''em fighting better. + +"Incentives!", she says. "We need to give ''em a better reason to brawl!" + +So she has us build this zeppelin, see. Glorious views of the fight, all the fancy alcohol you can buy, and the satisfaction of bragging to your mates that you can go to a place that they can''t go to. Y''see - she only lets you up if you''re Rank 8 or higher. + +You want to get up on the zep? Keep winning your fights, bucko.' WHERE `ID`=73179; -- 73179 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"We cannot help you," said the Bronzebeard dwarf, "For if we turn our back on the Dark Irons, they will defeat the Wildhammer and take over Ironforge!"' WHERE `ID`=73224; -- 73224 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"We cannot help you," said the Wildhammer dwarf. "For if we turn our back on the Dark Irons, they will defeat the Bronzebeard and take over Ironforge!"' WHERE `ID`=73225; -- 73225 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The king was furious. "If none of you help, then Ironforge will fall under siege!"' WHERE `ID`=73226; -- 73226 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Only one dwarf offered to help the king. "We will lend you our strength," said Moira, of the Dark Iron. "We will trust our dwarven brothers, and we will show them what loyalty means!"' WHERE `ID`=73227; -- 73227 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Not now, $n. The bank''s been taken over for the time being.$b$bThe Kor''kron leader said that they won''t be makin'' any "unauthorized withdrawals", but... you might wanna check an'' make sure.' WHERE `ID`=73263; -- 73263 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Lord Zhu, please understand - the orc "Warchief" who ordered the deed no longer speaks for the whole of the Horde. Many voices are rising up against him.' WHERE `ID`=73353; -- 73353 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='If we survive dis, maybe someday I call you... "Friend."' WHERE `ID`=73368; -- 73368 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='You can turn my steel against the "Warchief," but only against his corrupt soldiers - leave the civilians out of your bloodshed!' WHERE `ID`=73390; -- 73390 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Put the real bolts in," he says. "The kind that won''t get us killed," he says. Bah.', `FemaleText`='"Put the real bolts in," he says. "The kind that won''t get us killed," he says. Bah.' WHERE `ID`=73505; -- 73505 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='You can turn my steel against the "Warchief," but only against his corrupt soldiers - leave the civilians out of your bloodshed!' WHERE `ID`=73621; -- 73621 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='He''s got two modes. Both modes are labeled "KILL". Let''s hear it for T440!' WHERE `ID`=73717; -- 73717 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='De "Warchief" still believes Vol''jin be dead, slain by his Kor''kron assassin in Kun-Lai Summit.' WHERE `ID`=73886; -- 73886 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Ya still call him "Warchief," $c? Is he still YOUR Warchief? What of de spoils of his war? I don''t see you fat an'' happy like his Kor''kron. His Horde be an orc Horde. Do ya still feel welcome here, $r? Are ya a part of his plan? Or are ya trash he gonna do away wit'' once he has his way? He promise glory, but bathes our Horde in blood, an'' steps on anyone who see it diff''rent.$b$bYa wanna know how I see de Horde? De Horde dat me an'' Thrall built?' WHERE `ID`=74005; -- 74005 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Ya still call him "Warchief," $c? Is he still YOUR Warchief? What of de spoils of his war? I don''t see you fat an'' happy like his Kor''kron.$b$bLook, ya be an orc, maybe ya don''t see it. Da ghettos in Orgrimmar. De way he talk ''bout de other races. De way he use ''em like cannon fodder. Are ya one of de chosen few, $n? Or are ya disposable, like de rest of us? De trash he throw away once he get his monstrous way. He promise glory but bathes our Horde in blood.$b$bMe an'' Thrall, we see a diff''rent Horde.' WHERE `ID`=74007; -- 74007 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I just wanted them to hand us our reward, but they were just, "talk talk talk talk talk."' WHERE `ID`=74103; -- 74103 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='He''s got two modes. Both modes are labeled "KILL". Let''s hear it for T440!' WHERE `ID`=74138; -- 74138 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I live by the ways of the new travelers to Pandaria. "Keep yer powder dry and yer ale cold!!"' WHERE `ID`=74206; -- 74206 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Bah. Let me show you what I think of my brother''s "message".' WHERE `ID`=74276; -- 74276 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Astounding! Another chamber that looks to originate from these "Titans."' WHERE `ID`=74987; -- 74987 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Asha. "Open sky." She will be fine. She is strong, like you.' WHERE `ID`=75051; -- 75051 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Must we use the word, "Conquer?"' WHERE `ID`=75058; -- 75058 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Yes. My scouts learned all about this one."Warlord Zaela." Bring her proto-drake down and the rest of the Dragonmaw will crumble.' WHERE `ID`=75224; -- 75224 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='It is too late, Priestess. We know of your precious "prophecy."' WHERE `ID`=75559; -- 75559 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Come, face me. Give in to your pride. Show me your "Greatness."' WHERE `ID`=75737; -- 75737 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Activating GB-11010 "Armageddon"-class defense systems. Hey, does anybody know if we''re zoned for this?' WHERE `ID`=75754; -- 75754 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Armageddon"-class defense systems fully on-line. Here comes the explosions!' WHERE `ID`=75766; -- 75766 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='But that idiot, IDIOT Wrynn! "High King" indeed!' WHERE `ID`=75951; -- 75951 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Though blood floods the ground, the mountain is unmoved." - Niuzao', `FemaleText`='"Though blood floods the ground, the mountain is unmoved." - Niuzao' WHERE `ID`=75992; -- 75992 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"The truth shines brightest in clouded times." - Yu''lon', `FemaleText`='"The truth shines brightest in clouded times." - Yu''lon' WHERE `ID`=75993; -- 75993 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Hope''s fire grows when the flames come together." - Chi-Ji', `FemaleText`='"Hope''s fire grows when the flames come together." - Chi-Ji' WHERE `ID`=75994; -- 75994 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Strength and power are as different as sun and moon." - Xuen', `FemaleText`='"Strength and power are as different as sun and moon." - Xuen' WHERE `ID`=75995; -- 75995 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Shortly afterward, a shadow appeared in the sky beneath the pale moon. Some stare at it in fear, others in adoration.$B$BThe clan has given it many names: great father, dark mother.$B$BThe Chieftain calls it the "Dark Star."', `FemaleText`='Shortly afterward, a shadow appeared in the sky beneath the pale moon. Some stare at it in fear, others in adoration.$B$BThe clan has given it many names: great father, dark mother.$B$BThe Chieftain calls it the "Dark Star."' WHERE `ID`=76111; -- 76111 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Yesterday, we found one of our clan defiling the spirits of our ancestors.$B$BThe Chieftain is livid. It is clear - this new magic is dangerous. It leads us down a path from which we cannot return.$B$BFrom this day forth, let it be known. The powers of shadow are forbidden to the clan.$B$BThe "Dark Star" is evil.', `FemaleText`='Yesterday, we found one of our clan defiling the spirits of our ancestors.$B$BThe Chieftain is livid. It is clear - this new magic is dangerous. It leads us down a path from which we cannot return.$B$BFrom this day forth, let it be known. The powers of shadow are forbidden to the clan.$B$BThe "Dark Star" is evil.' WHERE `ID`=76113; -- 76113 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Let us test your knowledge of history, then! What night elf is widely known as "the Betrayer"?' WHERE `ID`=76205; -- 76205 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Let us test your knowledge of history, then! Whose tomb includes the inscription "May the bloodied crown stay lost and forgotten"?' WHERE `ID`=76224; -- 76224 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Let us test your knowledge of history, then! What phrase means "Thank you" in Draconic, the language of dragons?' WHERE `ID`=76232; -- 76232 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Let us test your knowledge of history, then! One name for this loa is "Night''s Friend".' WHERE `ID`=76237; -- 76237 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Champions, come with me. It''s time to settle grievances with our... "Warchief."' WHERE `ID`=77044; -- 77044 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Stormstout. Pandaren for "beer."' WHERE `ID`=77098; -- 77098 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='It fits you well, but it just doesn''t scream "$n."' WHERE `ID`=77258; -- 77258 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='"Warchief Vol''jin." Does it sound absurd to you, $c? I, for one, certainly won''t be taking orders from a troll.$b$b +But, he put this little coalition together, and won the day. He''s also proven to be impossible to kill - I admire that.$b$b +Time to test what he''s made of...' WHERE `ID`=77365; -- 77365 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Fall back to the outpost!" they said.$B$B"The Thunderlords will overwhelm you!" they said.$B$B<The old orc spits.>$B$BPah! This is my hut, and I''m not moving. I''ll stand my ground and die with honor!$B$BHow about you, pup? Will you run, too? Or stand and fight?!', `FemaleText`='"Fall back to the outpost!" they said.$B$B"The Thunderlords will overwhelm you!" they said.$B$B<The old orc spits.>$B$BPah! This is my hut, and I''m not moving. I''ll stand my ground and die with honor!$B$BHow about you, pup? Will you run, too? Or stand and fight?!' WHERE `ID`=77638; -- 77638 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Ner''zhul has used this observatory to call down the "Dark Star," a creature of shadow who darkens these skies.' WHERE `ID`=77878; -- 77878 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='This gruesome corpse has had its face forcibly shaped into that of a smile. Across the chest armor reads: "We got them to laugh... eventually."', `FemaleText`='This gruesome corpse has had its face forcibly shaped into that of a smile. Across the chest armor reads: "We got them to laugh... eventually."' WHERE `ID`=78150; -- 78150 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='We could not help but notice your "prototype" war machine. No doubt, Bastion Rise will be no more very soon. We are happy to call the Iron Horde our friends.' WHERE `ID`=78502; -- 78502 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='We could not help but notice your "prototype" war machine. The destruction of the Laughing Skull village was quite impressive. We are happy to call the Iron Horde our friends.' WHERE `ID`=78510; -- 78510 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='He''s jus'' one in a long line o'' orcs I intend ta "question".' WHERE `ID`=78686; -- 78686 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Did somebody say "giant cannon"?' WHERE `ID`=78815; -- 78815 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Come, champion. I will need your help to crush this "Iron Horde."' WHERE `ID`=78865; -- 78865 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Garad was a great chieftain, but he took leave of his senses in the end and gave Durotan leadership of the clan even though it was Ga''nar''s by birthright.$b$bWe now hunt with the one we proudly call "chieftain."' WHERE `ID`=79108; -- 79108 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Ner''zhul is sacrificing prisoners. He''s babbling about a "Dark Star!"', `FemaleText`='Ner''zhul is sacrificing prisoners. He''s babbling about a "Dark Star!"' WHERE `ID`=79144; -- 79144 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Your "dark star" has fallen, and now serves the draenei. You are a disgrace!' WHERE `ID`=79230; -- 79230 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Come down and face me, "Iron Wolf". I''ll show you how a true wolf fights!' WHERE `ID`=79326; -- 79326 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Iron Wolf" indeed! A coward, hiding behind his minions.' WHERE `ID`=79531; -- 79531 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Family." You are soft - like our father!' WHERE `ID`=79571; -- 79571 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The "Iron Wolf" is our lost brother. Was... our brother. He was family.' WHERE `ID`=79589; -- 79589 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Ground failure?" Oh, ye think?! It''s spittin'' out orcs!' WHERE `ID`=79998; -- 79998 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Sadly, the "Dark Star" Ner''zhul spoke of also came with us.' WHERE `ID`=80042; -- 80042 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='My village bled slowly. Many fell to his sorcery. I, too, fell under his abominable curse... the "sun sickness."' WHERE `ID`=80512; -- 80512 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='This isn''t some romantic "rescue the princess from the tower" situation. This is a torture room and I''m in a freakin'' cage! Get me outta here!' WHERE `ID`=80567; -- 80567 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Be careful, I''ve seen the bodies that come back after their "boss" has finished with them. They have no markings of torture on them but their faces are all frozen in a scream.', `FemaleText`='Be careful, I''ve seen the bodies that come back after their "boss" has finished with them. They have no markings of torture on them but their faces are all frozen in a scream.' WHERE `ID`=80738; -- 80738 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I''d like to know who came up with the phrase "barrel of fun", because I think I picked the wrong one.' WHERE `ID`=80822; -- 80822 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='It''s signed "Uratok" ...with a backwards "r." Something tells me that''s not who we''re lookin'' for.' WHERE `ID`=80844; -- 80844 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Ah-HAH! This one''s signed "DA" with an anvil-shaped box around the letters. Now THAT''s a mark I recognize.' WHERE `ID`=80847; -- 80847 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Whoa! I said, "Whoa!!!"', `FemaleText`='Whoa! I said, "Whoa!!!"' WHERE `ID`=81074; -- 81074 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Be careful, I''ve seen the bodies that come back after their "boss" has finished with them. They have no markings of torture on them but their faces are all frozen in a scream.', `FemaleText`='Be careful, I''ve seen the bodies that come back after their "boss" has finished with them. They have no markings of torture on them but their faces are all frozen in a scream.' WHERE `ID`=81183; -- 81183 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Gonna have to ask demself, "Did Dagg get catched or did Dagg catched dem?" + +Big hero been blowin'' Dagg''s cover! But you special, Dagg t''inks. Dagg is master of disguise and want to join you. + +Dagg is unanimous in dis.' WHERE `ID`=81595; -- 81595 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='We must hurry - these Shadowmoon orcs are under the command of "Ner''zhul."' WHERE `ID`=81784; -- 81784 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='<An inscription on the hilt reads:> + +"Here Vindicator Torvath fell in battle to end the rage of the ancients. + + May the light shine upon this grove that he so valiantly fought to protect and may it forever bring peace upon its denizens."' WHERE `ID`=81812; -- 81812 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Can''t you see I''m busy with my "honored" guest?!' WHERE `ID`=82093; -- 82093 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='[%s] confesses: I really, really like to Leap of Faith my allies at "opportune" moments.', `FemaleText`='[%s] confesses: I really, really like to Leap of Faith my allies at "opportune" moments.' WHERE `ID`=82243; -- 82243 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Shadows gather..."', `FemaleText`='"Shadows gather..."' WHERE `ID`=82307; -- 82307 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The "Dark Star" that appeared in the skies above Draenor that terrible night was no celestial body.' WHERE `ID`=82598; -- 82598 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Hold to your faith scribe! Remember the lesson in the Scroll of the Dark Dawn, "Ravens of the flock should stay together." Once the Raven Mother has returned and all her children are in the nest then we will truly be safe!' WHERE `ID`=82989; -- 82989 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Shadows gather..."', `FemaleText`='"Shadows gather..."' WHERE `ID`=83412; -- 83412 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='You win this round. But when we fight in the "real" arena, I will end you.' WHERE `ID`=83418; -- 83418 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Remember, the secret phrase is, "The rain falls on Shadowmoon."' WHERE `ID`=83744; -- 83744 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Attention, trainees! My fellow riders call me Moonstag. You may address me as "Sir."' WHERE `ID`=84080; -- 84080 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"...when the raven swallows the day." Who sent you?' WHERE `ID`=84229; -- 84229 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Someday I hope to drop the "Apprentice" title.' WHERE `ID`=85008; -- 85008 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Did your "prophet" not see this in your future? HAH!' WHERE `ID`=85148; -- 85148 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Coming right up, lad. Say "hi" to your mother for me.' WHERE `ID`=85160; -- 85160 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='It was written in the "Tome of the Falling Sands", "Time waits for no one". The Raven Mother knew we would have one who is not of the flock here for the ritual! Oh, You are truly blessed!' WHERE `ID`=85179; -- 85179 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='It is not enough that the wolf regard you as its master. To ready your wolf for riding, you must break its will completely. + +Once you have subdued your wolf, you will mount it and ride it to the top of the tallest peak in Nagrand. If your wolf is willful, it will throw you to your death on the mountain slopes. + +If you survive to the peak, the will of your wolf will be broken. + +Then, you can call yourself "Wolfrider".' WHERE `ID`=85332; -- 85332 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Ever since "Sorceror King" Mar''gok came to power and found those artifacts its been Felbreaker this and Firebreaker that. With his newfound power he thinks he doesn''t need the Legion!$b$bThis empire was forged with ogre strength and ogre blades and I told him as such!' WHERE `ID`=85354; -- 85354 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='In Pandaria I did not make a habit of asking for "help" on missions. Perhaps that is why we haven''t met before?' WHERE `ID`=85486; -- 85486 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Amongst many scribbled entries of the trials of a pirate''s life and a surprising amount of different uses for barnacles, you find an entry of note: + +"''Tis been a week since that cursed bird made off with the keys to my chest. He keeps flyin'' by, as if he be tauntin'' me, but I can''t seem to to catch him on the wing. + +That good for nothin'' squab can''t fly forever. I''ll just wait here ''till he goes aground."' WHERE `ID`=85533; -- 85533 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Fellworth got our group lost by finding a "shortcut" through the hollow and now my boots are full of slime and mud! + +I think I will be charge of the map from now on.' WHERE `ID`=85659; -- 85659 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='So I said, "I can do it, but not for cheap."' WHERE `ID`=85712; -- 85712 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I turned the Admiral''s "followers" against him. Perhaps I shall pay your garrison a visit next?' WHERE `ID`=85978; -- 85978 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Miss Pinchwhistle! The "Mother Lode," it just crashed into the mountains south of here!' WHERE `ID`=86003; -- 86003 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='This workshop is great! Each day we''ll have a different invention available for you to try out. Right now we have the plans and machinery to make four inventions.$B$BThe Sticky Grenade is a grenade that... sticks to things. After a bit, it will explode for terrible damage!$B$BThe Pneumatic Power Glove can pull foes towards you or push them away, using the power of steam and magnets. It will automatically detect which feature to use, depending on your combat abilities.$B$BThe Robo-Rooster is based on the OOX technology we thoroughly tested in Azeroth, this robot fowl can also go berserk, furiously decimating foes!$B$BFinally, we''ve packaged up a glider and rocket into the "Skyterror" P.D.S. The best in highly-explosive one-way travel!', `FemaleText`='This workshop is great! Each day we''ll have a different invention available for you to try out. Right now we have the plans and machinery to make four inventions.$B$BThe Sticky Grenade is a grenade that... sticks to things. After a bit, it will explode for terrible damage!$B$BThe Pneumatic Power Glove can pull foes towards you or push them away, using the power of steam and magnets. It will automatically detect which feature to use, depending on your combat abilities.$B$BThe Robo-Rooster is based on the OOX technology we thoroughly tested in Azeroth, this robot fowl can also go berserk, furiously decimating foes!$B$BFinally, we''ve packaged up a glider and rocket into the "Skyterror" P.D.S. The best in highly-explosive one-way travel!' WHERE `ID`=86795; -- 86795 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I''m glad that you asked! Our manufacture of the rare 7-sided wingnut have unlocked our most brilliant inventions yet!$B$BThe Prototype Chopper is the most rapid ground-faring vehicle we''ve ever created, and comes with an explosive ejector seat.$B$BYou want to go faster? Try the XD-57 "Bullseye" Guided Rocket Kit! It can''t stop, or slow down, and explodes when it hits things!$B$BThe Sentry Turret Dispenser will rapidly build a turret capable of shredding your foes into a fine, fragrant mist.$B$BThe GG-117 Micro-Jetpack will allow you to rapidly leap from location to location, creating a explosion when you land.$B$BFinally, the N.U.K.U.L.A.R. Target Painter: select a location, and we''ll launch a huge rocket capable of massive destruction!', `FemaleText`='I''m glad that you asked! Our manufacture of the rare 7-sided wingnut have unlocked our most brilliant inventions yet!$B$BThe Prototype Chopper is the most rapid ground-faring vehicle we''ve ever created, and comes with an explosive ejector seat.$B$BYou want to go faster? Try the XD-57 "Bullseye" Guided Rocket Kit! It can''t stop, or slow down, and explodes when it hits things!$B$BThe Sentry Turret Dispenser will rapidly build a turret capable of shredding your foes into a fine, fragrant mist.$B$BThe GG-117 Micro-Jetpack will allow you to rapidly leap from location to location, creating a explosion when you land.$B$BFinally, the N.U.K.U.L.A.R. Target Painter: select a location, and we''ll launch a huge rocket capable of massive destruction!' WHERE `ID`=86796; -- 86796 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='I''ve been inquiring about you, "Khadgar." It would seem we have a history.' WHERE `ID`=87036; -- 87036 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Come out into the open, "hero." Let me get a good look at you.' WHERE `ID`=87044; -- 87044 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='Welcome! We''ve got a special delivery of "Firebird"-class fireworks ready to strap to your back and send you soaring in search of rings and glory!' WHERE `ID`=87077; -- 87077 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Hand over a game token and I''ll strap one of our newfangled "Firebird"-class fireworks to your back. You''ll be launched up high in the air and sprout wings of flame!$B$BNow here''s the tricky part: you only have 10 seconds of flight, and there are a bunch of fiery rings scattered around the fairgrounds. Each ring you pass through will count towards your total of collected rings, and most importantly, will give you another 10 seconds of flight.$B$BCollect 15 rings and the prizes are yours! But if you fail to collect enough rings, it will cost you another token!', `FemaleText`='Hand over a game token and I''ll strap one of our newfangled "Firebird"-class fireworks to your back. You''ll be launched up high in the air and sprout wings of flame!$B$BNow here''s the tricky part: you only have 10 seconds of flight, and there are a bunch of fiery rings scattered around the fairgrounds. Each ring you pass through will count towards your total of collected rings, and most importantly, will give you another 10 seconds of flight.$B$BCollect 15 rings and the prizes are yours! But if you fail to collect enough rings, it will cost you another token!' WHERE `ID`=87078; -- 87078 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='This note appears to have fallen off the crate. It reads: + +"Caution. Contents extremely dangerous and unpredictable. Do not tamper with or compromise shipping containers."' WHERE `ID`=87115; -- 87115 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='If she is searching for this "Heart of Gorgorek," then we must find it before her. I will notify you as soon as I learn more.' WHERE `ID`=87156; -- 87156 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='If she and da Iron Horde be searchin'' for dis "Heart a Gorgorek," den we must find it first. I will send for ya when I hear more.' WHERE `ID`=87158; -- 87158 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='What can you tell me about this "Nat Pagle" character?', `FemaleText`='What can you tell me about this "Nat Pagle" character?are fully trained.' WHERE `ID`=87540; -- 87540 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The Exarch Council is the "Hand of the Prophet." We represent the draenei people, and act as the Prophet''s messengers, enforcers, and conscience.' WHERE `ID`=87543; -- 87543 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Been workin on a new rod, mon, but I can''t think of a good name. Maybe "Abu''gar''s Vivaciousness?"' WHERE `ID`=87835; -- 87835 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Murg used to be a peon just like these orcs, but I got to be the best stone cracker out there! + +Now, they give Murg the name "Stonecrack" and lets me boss around these little guys. It''s the best job, I tell ya!' WHERE `ID`=88630; -- 88630 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='These worgen that have invaded our lands share the same ferocity and animal instincts of the native saberon, but with none of their survival sense. Let their deaths serve as a lesson to the rest of this so called "Alliance."$B$BThe path before you will be beset on all sides by those that would seek to stop you in your righteous mission. There can be only one outcome: victory or death.$B$BAre you certain about this choice?' WHERE `ID`=88730; -- 88730 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='In my tongue, goblin roughly translates to parasite. A fitting name they have given themselves. As with any pest, they must be exterminated. Let their deaths serve as a lesson to the rest of this so called "Alliance."$B$BThe path before you will be beset on all sides by those that would seek to stop you in your righteous mission. There can be only one outcome: victory or death.$B$BAre you certain about this choice?' WHERE `ID`=88959; -- 88959 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Show me "Le Talbuk!"', `FemaleText`='Show me "Le Talbuk!"' WHERE `ID`=89199; -- 89199 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Okay, how about "Azure Steel?"', `FemaleText`='Okay, how about "Azure Steel?"' WHERE `ID`=89200; -- 89200 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Now show me "Magnuum!"', `FemaleText`='Now show me "Magnuum!"' WHERE `ID`=89201; -- 89201 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='"Warlord" Schweitzer. I like the sound of that.' WHERE `ID`=89701; -- 89701 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Commander, the men are demanding a water slide. By "the men" I mean me.' WHERE `ID`=89706; -- 89706 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='My work is progressing wonderfully on Draenor. There just aren''t as many "laws" here to fret over.' WHERE `ID`=89790; -- 89790 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Most of your other followers have redundant kidneys. You wouldn''t mind if I "borrowed" a few? The bathtub is ready.' WHERE `ID`=89796; -- 89796 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='Goblin "engineering" - yeah, right. You goblins got hands and a brain, and only enough blood to run one at a time!' WHERE `ID`=90342; -- 90342 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='His new allies have given him a new name, and a new identity - "Socrethar." He is a powerful enemy, and I fear what he is capable of.' WHERE `ID`=90525; -- 90525 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='We have been studying this "Heart of Gorgorek." It bears a great number of similarities to certain titan artifacts we have seen back on Azeroth.' WHERE `ID`=90781; -- 90781 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `FemaleText`='We have been studying this "Heart of Gorgorek." It bears a great number of similarities to certain titan artifacts we have seen back on Azeroth.' WHERE `ID`=90784; -- 90784 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='The sign reads: + +"I''m Commander $n, and this is my favorite merchant in Warspear."' WHERE `ID`=90814; -- 90814 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='If you seek training in enchanting, Bil Sparktonic is the most knowledgeable enchanter in Stormshield. Just be careful of anything he offers at a "discount." + +You can find him and his associate, Bob, hanging out behind the Auction House, crying their wares.', `FemaleText`='If you seek training in enchanting, Bil Sparktonic is the most knowledgeable enchanter in Stormshield. Just be careful of anything he offers at a "discount." + +You can find him and his associate, Bob, hanging out behind the Auction House, crying their wares.' WHERE `ID`=91480; -- 91480 +UPDATE `broadcast_text` SET `MaleText`='This "Alliance" from another world intrigues me. I would give them our full support.' WHERE `ID`=91953; -- 91953 |